Me pulling out a cracker: "You won't believe what I've got for you." Joke Poo: Friend: "I just started composting." Me, excitedly pointing to my dog: "Oh my god, you are not…
A wise man once said: never lie to your wife
Because she only asks when she already knows the answer! Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" based on your original: Joke Poo: The Algorithm Knows A seasoned coder once told his protégé: never…
One day, Tarzan was swinging on vines in the jungle
One day, Tarzan was swinging on vines in the jungle when he saw a beautiful lady sunbathing on the ground. He walks up to her and because she is wearing a skimpy…
A young man decided it was time to come out to his family.
He was worried most about his grandmother, so he approached her in the kitchen. "Grandma, I, uh, have to tell you something." "Yes, sweety?" "I, uh, I'm gay." "Gay?" His heart stopped….
The Sweater
Four married men went fishing. After a while, they started talking to each other. – You won’t believe what I had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. I…
Guy calls his Doctor…”Doc, I think I’m losing my mind…
for 2 weeks now all I keep hearing in my head is that 'What's New Pussycat' song. All day long, for 2 weeks, What's New Pussycat…it's making me nuts; I think I'm…
What do you call a half-Jewish half-Irish guy?
Joke Poo: What do you call a half-programmer, half-chef? …A C++uisine Expert!
Why do Firemen have bigger balls than cops.
They sell more tickets And the Jokepoo writer wrote this : Original Joke: Why do Firemen have bigger balls than cops? They sell more tickets. New Joke: Why do gardeners have bigger…
A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks for bottom deodorant.
The assistant, a little bemused, explains to the woman they have never sold bottom deodorant. The blonde, unfazed, assures the lady behind the counter, that she has been buying the stuff from…
An American, a Mexican, and a Brit walk into a pub
The Mexican says "I will have a Corona, the finest beer of México!" The American says "I'll have a Budweiser, the King of Beers!" The Brit says "I'll have a ginger ale."…