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A guy is walking down the street with his little kid when a super hot woman walks by.

Posted on May 28, 2025 by Joke Poo

The guy blurts out: "Daaamn, what an ass!" The kid hears him and asks, "What did you say, Dad?" Trying to cover it up, the dad panics, "Uh… ash, son. I said…

What do boobs and model trains have in common?

Posted on May 28, 2025 by Joke Poo

They're meant for kids but are primarily played with by grown men. Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version of the boobs and model trains joke: Joke Poo: What do sourdough starters and…

Friend: “I’m poly.”

Posted on May 28, 2025 by Joke Poo

Me pulling out a cracker: "You won't believe what I've got for you." Joke Poo: Friend: "I just started composting." Me, excitedly pointing to my dog: "Oh my god, you are not…

A wise man once said: never lie to your wife

Posted on May 27, 2025 by Joke Poo

Because she only asks when she already knows the answer! Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" based on your original: Joke Poo: The Algorithm Knows A seasoned coder once told his protégé: never…

One day, Tarzan was swinging on vines in the jungle

Posted on May 27, 2025 by Joke Poo

One day, Tarzan was swinging on vines in the jungle when he saw a beautiful lady sunbathing on the ground. He walks up to her and because she is wearing a skimpy…

A young man decided it was time to come out to his family.

Posted on May 27, 2025 by Joke Poo

He was worried most about his grandmother, so he approached her in the kitchen. "Grandma, I, uh, have to tell you something." "Yes, sweety?" "I, uh, I'm gay." "Gay?" His heart stopped….

The Sweater

Posted on May 27, 2025May 27, 2025 by Joke Poo

Four married men went fishing. After a while, they started talking to each other. – You won’t believe what I had to do to be able to come fishing this weekend. I…

Guy calls his Doctor…”Doc, I think I’m losing my mind…

Posted on May 27, 2025 by Joke Poo

for 2 weeks now all I keep hearing in my head is that 'What's New Pussycat' song. All day long, for 2 weeks, What's New Pussycat…it's making me nuts; I think I'm…

What do you call a half-Jewish half-Irish guy?

Posted on May 27, 2025 by Joke Poo

Joke Poo: What do you call a half-programmer, half-chef? …A C++uisine Expert!

Why do Firemen have bigger balls than cops.

Posted on May 27, 2025 by Joke Poo

They sell more tickets And the Jokepoo writer wrote this : Original Joke: Why do Firemen have bigger balls than cops? They sell more tickets. New Joke: Why do gardeners have bigger…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • Joe goes to a fortune teller and she tells him he’ll have unspeakable grief in 12 years.
  • My friend and I make frequent conjugal visits to a women’s prison, to remind the inmates what it’s like to have a selfless guy go down on them.
  • A drunk guy is showing his mates his new apartment
  • [NSFW] A drunk and a priest
  • Pope Innocent XII died and went to Heaven
  • When my 4-year-old son is afraid of a bug, I always tell him that the bug is probably more scared of him than he is of the bug.
  • 7 year old Jimmy is in class one day. His teacher, Ms.Brown tells the class:
  • Lawyer: ”And as proof of my clients innocence, we’ll submit his browsing history into evidence”
  • Environmentalists are concerned that drugs like antibiotics, steroids and even methamphetamines are getting into waterways and the oceans.
  • There once was a man who did toilet-themed cosplay. He would dress up as the bowl. The tank. The plunger. Even the water. But he had his standards.
  • The Prime Minister is in his limo, passing through the country side.
  • I don’t mean to brag but I need both hands for a wank.
  • My cousin always says he has a photographic memory
  • Boat Ramp Scam Alert!
  • A government official approached a pig farmer and asked him what he feeds his pigs.
  • Three weeks after the wedding the wife is calling her mom sobbing over the phone.
  • Two men were washed ashore during WWI.
  • [NSFW] Sex On The Sabbath
  • If Count Von Count is a vampire who likes numbers, what do you call a vampire who likes words?
  • A woman on a bus is suddenly overcome with the urge to break wind. She tries to let go a squeaker but instead lets loose a loud, disgusting blast.
  • A Chinese man and woman gets married
  • A man walked into a bar
  • How do you fit a kayak into a glove compartment?
  • A woman in a supermarket hurries to the express line with a few items.
  • When I got married, I was always so incompetent about everything around the house.
  • What’s a kidnapper’s favorite shoes?
  • I asked the IT guy, “How do you make a motherboard?”
  • Two Irishmen leave a funeral
  • Paying Guest
  • Two men drinking in a bar
  • I’m debating whether I should move to Switzerland. On the one hand, I don’t like the cold…
  • A lot of people are upset about Superman being an illegal alien, wait until they realise he’s…
  • Where’s mommy?
  • A little 10-year-old girl was walking home alone from school one day!
  • [NSFW] My granddad
  • My wife came home with four cases of beer, three boxes of wine, two bottles of whiskey and two loaves of bread.
  • Young woman gets tired of guys her age who couldn’t afford any nice restaurants.
  • I went to the doctor for my prostate exam.
  • Linda was well over thirty, but still completely flat-chested.
  • A man named pun walks into a room and ten people are found dead afterwards after he left
  • What is the fear of seeing all species of donkeys at once called?
  • How do New Zealanders find sheep in tall grass.
  • A 104-year-old man is being interviewed on the news.
  • How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irish man?
  • Drinking buddies
  • A demon runs a factory in Hell, and has a bunch of underlings working for it.
  • A priest …
  • How did Alan Greenspan answer his wife when she asked him “do these jeans make me look fat?”
  • What the rudest elf that works for Santa?
  • Did you hear about the guy who was sexually aroused by envelopes?

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