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Blind man and blondes

Posted on May 28, 2025 by Joke Poo

(My son told me this joke. It’s a bit long) A blind man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a beer. He and the bartender have a nice, but…

Why is the tower of Pisa leaning

Posted on May 28, 2025 by Joke Poo

Its got better reflexes than the WTC Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version of the Pisa Tower joke, titled "Joke Poo," aiming for a similar blend of dark humor and surprise: Joke…

What’s a suicide bombers worst fear?

Posted on May 28, 2025 by Joke Poo

Dying alone. Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version: Joke Poo: Astronaut’s Log What’s an astronaut’s greatest fear during a spacewalk? …Running out of space. Alright, let’s detonate this joke! (Figuratively, of course….

What was the first gift Brigitte Macron ever gave Emmanuel Macron?

Posted on May 28, 2025 by Joke Poo

A hall pass Joke Poo: What did the plumber give the toilet for its birthday? A roll of the good stuff. Alright, let’s break down this joke: Original Joke: Setup: "What was…

So I was at this plastic surgery hospital, and the doc asked me to pick any nose.

Posted on May 28, 2025 by Joke Poo

He wasn't happy when I put my fingers in his. Okay, here’s my attempt, titled "Joke Poo": Joke Poo: The Veterinarian Visit So, I was at this exotic animal veterinarian clinic, and the…

I want to tell you that anyone who plays heavy metal music at work……

Posted on May 28, 2025 by Joke Poo

Is office rocker. Yeah. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your prompt, titled "Joke Poo" (because why not?). Original Joke: "I want to tell you that anyone who…

Have you seen the porno that’s filmed at a campground?

Posted on May 28, 2025 by Joke Poo

It's fucking in tents. Okay, here’s my attempt, titled "Joke Poo," taking inspiration from your campground porno joke: Joke Poo Have you seen the documentary about the composting toilet? It’s full of…

Ingrown Hairs

Posted on May 28, 2025 by Joke Poo

A woman's dog kept getting ingrown hairs it its ears. Tired of spending money at the vets, she went to a pharmacy and asked the pharmacist what she could do about ingrown…

Wife: What’s the difference between a joke and 2 dlcks?

Posted on May 28, 2025 by Joke Poo

Husband: What? Wife: I can't take a joke Joke Poo: Boss Battle Blues Boss: What’s the difference between a performance review and a double espresso? Employee: What? Boss: I can’t stand a…

A butcher walks into a lawyer’s office….

Posted on May 28, 2025 by Joke Poo

"How can I help you?" The lawyer asks. "If a dog caused damage to my property, can I charge the owner to repair the damage?" "Of course," "Good. You owe me $40,"…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • It’s early fall, Joe is out raking leaves…
  • I said to my wife, “Sit down, I’ve got something to tell you.”
  • A British Police Officer Is Walking Along Side an American Officer When They Spot An 18-Year-Old Casually Resting on Heavy Duty Sniper Rifle, Sipping A Beer in the Front Yard.
  • A cowboy rode into town and decided to stop by the local saloon for a drink.
  • I watched a porno flick about a sex competition, and couldn’t decide who I wanted to win.
  • What is the difference between a snowman and a snow woman?
  • I said to my therapist “I’ve been feeling ultra paranoid lately”
  • The Butcher Dance
  • Dear Tech Support, Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0
  • A teacher and his engineering students were given free plane tickets to go on a field trip.
  • “55 northern 9th” the guy was told, “best blowjob ever.” So he goes there.
  • My girlfriend phoned me on her way to work and said to me “I saw a fox on the way to work”
  • Guy walks in to the E.R and says: “Doctor I’m shrinking!”
  • A Calvinist dies and goes to heaven.
  • The billionaire and the mermaid whisperer
  • One day, the wife comes home with a spectacular diamond ring.
  • A woman asks her husband at breakfast time!
  • I used to go out with a girl who punched me in the face when she orgasmed.
  • You know you’re getting old when…
  • Men lie about their height all the way through their lives; from their twenties…
  • What does it mean if a guy can remember a girls eye color after a first date?
  • What do you call somebody who’s into fast cars but questioning their sexuality?
  • It must been the bagel – short joke
  • Job Interview
  • A woman with a passion for gardening was growing increasingly frustrated.
  • Have you heard the joke about gaslighting?
  • I bought myself a year long subscription to a gym but I do not see any improvement
  • A blonde woman was driving along the highway!
  • Single vulture dad problems
  • A man in his fifties visits the doctor.
  • Two old ladies were sitting at a bus stop in the pouring rain, trying to smoke a cigarette.
  • Three women, two younger, and one senior citizen were sitting in a sauna only covered by a towel.
  • Cop: “We arrested this man beating the living daylights out of some poor guy for no reason at all.
  • A wealthy, old-fashioned, Southern family lives near a new army base.
  • Mom, how did we get rich?
  • I told my girlfriend I was leaving her.
  • The chairman of a big company found his car wouldn’t start, so he called the car pool
  • My Swedish car broke down today.
  • 2 Economists are walking down country side
  • My grandma told me the fastest way to a man’s heart is through his stomach.
  • You really got to hand it to short people.
  • Someone stole my car, but left an old cellphone behind.
  • Yesterday my internet was down. I noticed a woman sitting on my sofa
  • A man tells his doctor …
  • My doctor is amazed by my level of fitness.
  • A young mother gave birth to a beautiful baby boy.
  • During the second World War, two allied soldiers were captured for interrogation by the Germans and sent to the prison camp Luft Stalag 13
  • “What’s your name, boy?” Cop asked the young man.
  • I watch porn for the same reason I watch travel documentaries
  • What do you call a promiscuous woman that is mathematically inclined

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