for 2 weeks now all I keep hearing in my head is that 'What's New Pussycat' song. All day long, for 2 weeks, What's New Pussycat…it's making me nuts; I think I'm…
What do you call a half-Jewish half-Irish guy?
Joke Poo: What do you call a half-programmer, half-chef? …A C++uisine Expert!
Why do Firemen have bigger balls than cops.
They sell more tickets And the Jokepoo writer wrote this : Original Joke: Why do Firemen have bigger balls than cops? They sell more tickets. New Joke: Why do gardeners have bigger…
A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks for bottom deodorant.
The assistant, a little bemused, explains to the woman they have never sold bottom deodorant. The blonde, unfazed, assures the lady behind the counter, that she has been buying the stuff from…
An American, a Mexican, and a Brit walk into a pub
The Mexican says "I will have a Corona, the finest beer of México!" The American says "I'll have a Budweiser, the King of Beers!" The Brit says "I'll have a ginger ale."…