A giraffe was walking through the jungle and accidentally stepped on a sleeping lion. The lion roared, “Giraffe to do that?!” The giraffe replied, “You shouldn’t have been lion there!” Joke Poo:…
What do you call a duck that graduates at the top of its class?
A mallardictorian. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version, attempting to keep a similar structure and pun-based humor: Joke Poo: What do you call a group of bears that get together to solve…
An Englishman goes to a Chinese tailor
He buys a few shirts and takes them home for a quick rinse before using them The next day, he angrily complains to the Chinese tailor “Look here, these shirts have shrunk…
When Beethoven passed away
When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later the town drunk was walking through the cemetry and heard some strange noises coming from the area where…
My wife hates that I’m always making urination jokes. She said she feels like her opinion doesn’t matter to me.
I told her she's number one. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo,” titled Compulsive Compost: Compulsive Compost My husband hates that I’m always making jokes about composting. He says he…
(Long) I was in the garage working on my car when my girlfriend walked in with her new puppy.
We began making plans for later that day. Unbeknownst to us, her puppy walked over to a small bowl full of gasoline. By the time we realized what was happening, the little…
“Seeds are the best!!” “Oh really? Says who??”
“SESAME!” Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” based on the original: Title: Exam Stress Poo “Studying all night is the best!!” “Oh really? Says who??” “PROCRASTINATORS!!” Alright, let’s dive into the comedic seedbed…
Did you hear about the Rainbow Criminal?
He was sentenced to prism but it was a light sentence. It will give him time to reflect. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your rainbow criminal joke,…
Brain cancer is the easiest disease to cure
Just remind yourself that it’s all in your head Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” riffing on the brain cancer joke, while trying to keep a similar structure and twist:…
Who is smarter?
Put eight horses in a race and 30,000 people will go to see it. But put eight people in a race and not one horse will bother to go along to watch….