We began making plans for later that day. Unbeknownst to us, her puppy walked over to a small bowl full of gasoline. By the time we realized what was happening, the little…
“Seeds are the best!!” “Oh really? Says who??”
“SESAME!” Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” based on the original: Title: Exam Stress Poo “Studying all night is the best!!” “Oh really? Says who??” “PROCRASTINATORS!!” Alright, let’s dive into the comedic seedbed…
Did you hear about the Rainbow Criminal?
He was sentenced to prism but it was a light sentence. It will give him time to reflect. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your rainbow criminal joke,…
Brain cancer is the easiest disease to cure
Just remind yourself that it’s all in your head Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” riffing on the brain cancer joke, while trying to keep a similar structure and twist:…
Who is smarter?
Put eight horses in a race and 30,000 people will go to see it. But put eight people in a race and not one horse will bother to go along to watch….
Why didn’t the skeleton go trick-or-treating?
No body to go with. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your skeleton joke: Title: Joke Poo Why didn’t the toilet paper go to the picnic? …It got…
America vs England
"Where's your pencil, Bud?" the teacher asked an American boy who had just come to school in Britain. "I ain't got one, Sir." "You're in England now, Bud. Not ain't, haven't. I…
What spice makes you happy when you use it?
care-away seed Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your seed: Joke Poo: What material makes the best diapers for a mime? Silents and absorbent material. Alright, let’s break…
Train tracks are like nipples.
The third one will shock you Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of the train track joke, aiming for a similar structure and surprise: Joke Poo: Internet Routers are…
Tarzan and Jane
After Tarzan and Jane have gotten to know each other for a while, they finally decide to become intimate. Tarzan has never been with a woman before, so Jane asks him what…