There is a medical distinction. We've all heard about people having Guts or Balls, but do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definitions…
What do you call sex toys made from folded paper?
Origasmi Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the provided joke: Joke Poo: What do you call a restaurant specializing in dishes cooked exclusively in miniature hot air balloons?…
Being in love is like shitting in your pants…
Everyone can see it but only you have that warm feeling… Okay, here’s a “Joke Poo” version of the joke, playing on the same structure and body humor angle: Joke Poo: Being…
My ex dumped me after I lost part of my foot to frostbite.
He was lack-toes intolerant. Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: My Neighbor’s Compost My neighbor stopped talking to me after my dog had an accident in his backyard and ruined his prized…
Golf Wife
Tim decided to tie the knot with his long-time girlfriend. One evening, after the honeymoon, he was out in the garage organizing his golfing equipment. His wife came to the door and…
An Italian, a Scotsman, and a Chinese man are hired for the morning shift at a deep coal mine.
The foreman meets the new hires at the supply shed next to the elevator cage. He looks at the large, muscular Scotsman and says, "You'll be working the new coal face." He…
My girlfriend changed a lot after she became vegan.
It's like I've never see herbivore. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of that joke, titled appropriately: Joke Poo: My Dog Started Knitting My dog started knitting a lot…
An elderly woman rushed to the pharmacy to pick up medication, but when she returned to her car, she realized she had locked her keys inside.
Looking around, she spotted an old rusty coat hanger on the ground. She picked it up and whispered, “Lord, I have no idea how to use this.” So she bowed her head…
A teacher noticed a little boy squirming in his seat and not paying attention.
She walked over and quietly asked what was wrong. Embarrassed, he whispered, “I was just circumcised and it itches.” The teacher told him to go to the office and call his mom…
I asked my friend a question
I said, "Hey, you've worked in construction forever—what happens if you build a tower downwards instead of upwards?" He responded, "Well, if you put it that way…" I interrupted, "Thanks" Joke Poo:…