Looking around, she spotted an old rusty coat hanger on the ground. She picked it up and whispered, “Lord, I have no idea how to use this.” So she bowed her head…
A teacher noticed a little boy squirming in his seat and not paying attention.
She walked over and quietly asked what was wrong. Embarrassed, he whispered, “I was just circumcised and it itches.” The teacher told him to go to the office and call his mom…
I asked my friend a question
I said, "Hey, you've worked in construction forever—what happens if you build a tower downwards instead of upwards?" He responded, "Well, if you put it that way…" I interrupted, "Thanks" Joke Poo:…
Mom leaving for work is asking her young son: “What are you going to do this afternoon while I’m gone?”
The kid replies: “I’m going to play with our babysitter… or trains. Depends on what dad picks first.” Joke Poo: The Potty Training Paradox Mom, a potty training guru, is leaving for…
Scientists were on the verge of a breakthrough on gene splicing
They crossed the DNA of a crab with that of a cheetah. But from there, things went sideways very quickly Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the gene…
People 40+, what is better to do at 40 than at 20?
Sleep with someone 15 years younger Okay, here’s a joke based on your example, titled “Joke Poo,” changing some elements while keeping the structure somewhat similar: Joke Poo: Geologists 40+, what’s more…
What’s the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?
"….I don't know. " gasp "It was YOU!" Joke Poo: What’s the difference between a motivational speaker and a dog trainer? “…I don’t know.” Whispers intensely “One poops on the stage after…
Doc from back to the future didn’t use his DeLorean all that much
He only used it from time to time. Okay, here’s the joke and my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version: Original Joke: Doc from Back to the Future didn’t use his DeLorean…
Arson
A local sheriff knocks on Mr. Smith’s door. “Morning Mr. Smith. Got a concerning report, seems that your daughter Julie set fire to the old barn last night.” “Are you sure? I…
Age
Miss Jones agreed to be interviewed by Johnny for the school Quarterly Newsletter. “How old are you, ma'am?" asked Johnny. “I'm not going to tell you that," she replied. “But Mr Hill…