He only used it from time to time. Okay, here’s the joke and my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version: Original Joke: Doc from Back to the Future didn’t use his DeLorean…
Arson
A local sheriff knocks on Mr. Smith’s door. “Morning Mr. Smith. Got a concerning report, seems that your daughter Julie set fire to the old barn last night.” “Are you sure? I…
Age
Miss Jones agreed to be interviewed by Johnny for the school Quarterly Newsletter. “How old are you, ma'am?" asked Johnny. “I'm not going to tell you that," she replied. “But Mr Hill…
What happens to a Jewish boy’s foreskin as he reaches his coming of age?
[removed] Okay, I will create a new joke based on your prompt, playing on the suggestive element and aiming for a surprising twist while trying to be relatively inoffensive. Original Joke (implied):…
A couple was invited to a Halloween party. But the wife got a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone. He begged her to go, but she said she would just take some aspirin and go to bed, and didn’t want to spoil his fun. So he put his bear costume on and went to the party.
After sleeping soundly for one hour, the woman woke up feeling better. As it was still early, she decided to go to the party. She thought it would be fun to watch…
What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?
Envelope. Joke Poo: What starts with P, ends with L, and is full of crap? …Pool! Alright, let’s break down this classic riddle-joke: Elements Identified: Structure: It’s a riddle phrased as a…
I had a phone conversation today with a very nice young chap from India
This is how it went: "Hello sir, how are you today?" "I'm very well, thank you for asking. And how are you? And, more to the point, WHO are you?" "Sir, my…
Old courtroom transcript reads like a joke. This actually happened…
ATTORNEY: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for blood pressure? WITNESS: No. ATTORNEY: Did you check for breathing? WITNESS: No….
Japanese, American and a Pole shipwrecked on an island and got captured by the locals
The chieftan of the tribe told them "You're not welcomed on this island. As punishement for tresspassing, we shall kill you and make canoe out of your skin. You can choose how…
When Katie heard her elderly grandfather had passed, she went straight to her 95-year-old grandmother to comfort her. When
Katie asked how he died, granny replied, “He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning.” Horrified, Katie told her that two people nearly 100 years old having…