The chieftan of the tribe told them "You're not welcomed on this island. As punishement for tresspassing, we shall kill you and make canoe out of your skin. You can choose how…
When Katie heard her elderly grandfather had passed, she went straight to her 95-year-old grandmother to comfort her. When
Katie asked how he died, granny replied, “He had a heart attack while we were making love on Sunday morning.” Horrified, Katie told her that two people nearly 100 years old having…
Two potatoes are hitch-hiking on the Interstate. Which potato is a prostitute?
The one marked Idaho. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version: Title: Joke Poo Two sourdough starters are bubbling on a bakery shelf. Which one is a seasoned traveler? The…
I met an interesting man on the subway last night…
He was crying softly, and he had such an interesting face that I struck up a conversation with him. He said his name was Bob Seger, “like the big rock star”. Turns…
Women past middle age are more likely to choose a male partner based on how well he gets along with their pets.
That's why it's called "men o' paws." Joke Poo: Original Joke: Women past middle age are more likely to choose a male partner based on how well he gets along with their…
Two blondes rest on a park bench in Central Park after a late night of bar-hopping in NYC.
It’s a full moon night and Blonde 1 looks up to the sky and says, “What a beautiful moon. Someday, I would like to go there.” Blonde 2 says, “I want to…
Four folks in a train
4 people were sitting in this one train car – a Brit, a Frenchman, this old woman, and a younger lady. At one point in their journey, the train car passes through…
A gallant knight was on a quest to save a fair maiden.
Finally he found the castle in which she was imprisoned. After bravely fighting his way through the guards and dismantling the maiden's prison. Delighted and grateful the maiden offered her favor to…
The couple who invented the brochure have died.
R.I.P. Lee & Pam Flett Joke Poo: The Comedian Who Invented Puns The comedian who invented puns has passed away. R.I.P. Word Smith. Alright, let’s dissect this joke. Analysis: Core Concept: The…
My kid has reached the age where he’s asking questions about the human body.
Time to get it out of the crawlspace. Joke Poo: My Kid Asked About Plants My kid has reached the age where he’s asking questions about photosynthesis and how plants get their…