"Hey, boar, who is the mightiest creature in the savanna?", asks the lion. "You, sir, of course", said the fearful boar. "Correct", said the lion, and moved on. He then comes across…
I don’t want to brag, but I made 6 figures last year
Then I got fired from my job at the toy factory. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your original joke: Joke Poo: Crypto Crapshoot I don’t want to…
A giraffe was walking through the jungle…
A giraffe was walking through the jungle and accidentally stepped on a sleeping lion. The lion roared, “Giraffe to do that?!” The giraffe replied, “You shouldn’t have been lion there!” Joke Poo:…
What do you call a duck that graduates at the top of its class?
A mallardictorian. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version, attempting to keep a similar structure and pun-based humor: Joke Poo: What do you call a group of bears that get together to solve…
An Englishman goes to a Chinese tailor
He buys a few shirts and takes them home for a quick rinse before using them The next day, he angrily complains to the Chinese tailor “Look here, these shirts have shrunk…
When Beethoven passed away
When Beethoven passed away, he was buried in a churchyard. A couple days later the town drunk was walking through the cemetry and heard some strange noises coming from the area where…
My wife hates that I’m always making urination jokes. She said she feels like her opinion doesn’t matter to me.
I told her she's number one. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo,” titled Compulsive Compost: Compulsive Compost My husband hates that I’m always making jokes about composting. He says he…
(Long) I was in the garage working on my car when my girlfriend walked in with her new puppy.
We began making plans for later that day. Unbeknownst to us, her puppy walked over to a small bowl full of gasoline. By the time we realized what was happening, the little…
“Seeds are the best!!” “Oh really? Says who??”
“SESAME!” Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” based on the original: Title: Exam Stress Poo “Studying all night is the best!!” “Oh really? Says who??” “PROCRASTINATORS!!” Alright, let’s dive into the comedic seedbed…
Did you hear about the Rainbow Criminal?
He was sentenced to prism but it was a light sentence. It will give him time to reflect. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your rainbow criminal joke,…