but it is likely a riposte Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of that fencing joke, titled appropriately: Joke Poo: Would make a joke about plumbing… …but it always ends up in…
Possums are from the south
O'possums are from Ireland. Okay, here’s the original joke followed by my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version: Original Joke: Possums are from the south. Joke Poo – Title: Emu-gration Patterns Emus…
Did you know they just ruled dad jokes to be unconstitutional?
They're considered a form of cruel and unusual PUNishment. Joke Poo: Did you know they just outlawed composting at the zoo? They considered it cruel and unusual manure-facturing. Alright, let’s break down…
Boudreaux goes to the doctor
Long Papa Boudreaux goes to the doctor for a checkup. The doctor asks "Boudreaux, you're in great shape for being 80 years old. Whats your secret?" "Well doc" says Boudreaux "I go…
I called off work today when I saw the date
The German in me thought it was a big no no Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” based on your original joke: Joke Poo: The Mathematician’s Dilemma I cancelled my meeting today when…
I hate people who take drugs
You know, like customs officers and policemen Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of your joke, titled “Programming Pet Peeve”: Title: Programming Pet Peeve I really dislike people who…
A very pregnant lady boarded a bus and noticed a young man smiling at her.
She moved seats. His smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. By the fourth move, he burst out laughing, and she had him arrested. In court, the judge asked for…
A gynecologist noticed his new patient was a little nervous.
While putting on his latex gloves, he asked, "Do you know how they make these?" She said, "No." He replied, "There's a factory in Mexico where people of all hand sizes dip…
The only two white actors in Black Panther are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis who played Gollum.
They're the Tolkien white guys. Okay, here’s my attempt: Original Joke: The only two white actors in Black Panther are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis who played Gollum….
San Francisco, 1895. A man on the outskirts of town hires a cab driver to ride to the train station. No one wants to go that far, but one driver agrees.
“Fair warning,” the driver says, “my horse is old, and the road’s steep. You’ll need to push the cart, or she won’t make it uphill with all your luggage.” “Fine, I’ll push,”…