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Would make a joke about fencing

Posted on September 10, 2025 by Joke Poo

but it is likely a riposte Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of that fencing joke, titled appropriately: Joke Poo: Would make a joke about plumbing… …but it always ends up in…

Possums are from the south

Posted on September 10, 2025 by Joke Poo

O'possums are from Ireland. Okay, here’s the original joke followed by my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version: Original Joke: Possums are from the south. Joke Poo – Title: Emu-gration Patterns Emus…

Did you know they just ruled dad jokes to be unconstitutional?

Posted on September 10, 2025 by Joke Poo

They're considered a form of cruel and unusual PUNishment. Joke Poo: Did you know they just outlawed composting at the zoo? They considered it cruel and unusual manure-facturing. Alright, let’s break down…

Boudreaux goes to the doctor

Posted on September 10, 2025 by Joke Poo

Long Papa Boudreaux goes to the doctor for a checkup. The doctor asks "Boudreaux, you're in great shape for being 80 years old. Whats your secret?" "Well doc" says Boudreaux "I go…

I called off work today when I saw the date

Posted on September 10, 2025 by Joke Poo

The German in me thought it was a big no no Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” based on your original joke: Joke Poo: The Mathematician’s Dilemma I cancelled my meeting today when…

I hate people who take drugs

Posted on September 10, 2025 by Joke Poo

You know, like customs officers and policemen Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of your joke, titled “Programming Pet Peeve”: Title: Programming Pet Peeve I really dislike people who…

A very pregnant lady boarded a bus and noticed a young man smiling at her.

Posted on September 10, 2025 by Joke Poo

She moved seats. His smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. By the fourth move, he burst out laughing, and she had him arrested. In court, the judge asked for…

A gynecologist noticed his new patient was a little nervous.

Posted on September 10, 2025 by Joke Poo

While putting on his latex gloves, he asked, "Do you know how they make these?" She said, "No." He replied, "There's a factory in Mexico where people of all hand sizes dip…

The only two white actors in Black Panther are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis who played Gollum.

Posted on September 10, 2025 by Joke Poo

They're the Tolkien white guys. Okay, here’s my attempt: Original Joke: The only two white actors in Black Panther are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis who played Gollum….

San Francisco, 1895. A man on the outskirts of town hires a cab driver to ride to the train station. No one wants to go that far, but one driver agrees.

Posted on September 10, 2025 by Joke Poo

“Fair warning,” the driver says, “my horse is old, and the road’s steep. You’ll need to push the cart, or she won’t make it uphill with all your luggage.” “Fine, I’ll push,”…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • A man doesn’t come home from work Friday, instead he spends the whole weekend out fishing with his buddies.
  • A hunter walks into a pub and says that he is the greatest hunter, he can recognize any game animal by its fur, and if they show him the wound, he can even tell which weapon killed it in exchange for a drink.
  • Guy : Doctor, my Girlfriend is pregnant but we always use protection and the rubber never broke. How is it possible?
  • (An original joke best read aloud) My friend got a job as one of those sushi girls. Y’know, where guys eat sushi off her naked.
  • What did the ghost of the Redditor say when looking at it’s own corpse?
  • What’s yellow and really hurts if it gets in your eye?
  • What a nice couple, how long have you been married?
  • Three cougars
  • Why did the BYU student come inside?
  • Reminder: terrorist jokes are tasteless and unfunny
  • Would make a joke about fencing
  • Possums are from the south
  • Did you know they just ruled dad jokes to be unconstitutional?
  • Boudreaux goes to the doctor
  • I called off work today when I saw the date
  • I hate people who take drugs
  • A very pregnant lady boarded a bus and noticed a young man smiling at her.
  • A gynecologist noticed his new patient was a little nervous.
  • The only two white actors in Black Panther are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis who played Gollum.
  • San Francisco, 1895. A man on the outskirts of town hires a cab driver to ride to the train station. No one wants to go that far, but one driver agrees.
  • A wife leaned into her husband and purred, “Have you ever seen twenty dollars all crumpled up?”
  • I promised my son…
  • Jogger sees fire
  • A salesman, Computer engineer and a system programmer
  • General Secretary Khrushchev and President Nixon met and started boasting about the greatness of their countries.
  • An American walks into a bar & orders a beer
  • A farmer’s son joins reddit and finds the r/Jokes subreddit
  • My Wife Always Gives 100% Sound Advice
  • A Caveman and a bear walk into a bar
  • I wrote a song about being naked.
  • Girlfriend needs a seat!
  • I’m So Old…
  • I’m surprised there’s not a lawn company called Paradise City…
  • A careless captain let his ship go adrift, and it crashed into the harbor.
  • I’m not saying that modern life has ruined our kids……
  • A plane is flying to Toronto when a blonde in economy moves up and sits in first class.
  • A high-powered attorney ended up in the hospital for a few days – and let’s just say, he was not the ideal patient.
  • The Cowboy and the Horse Thieves
  • What is a mob boss’ favorite element from the periodic table?
  • Three men are stranded on a desert island
  • My friend wrote a murder mystery set in the TARDIS…
  • U.S. Open
  • Breaking News: The founder of /r/jokes is pregnant
  • Jesus is watching you.
  • Little Johnny comes home from school
  • A boy was once punished by his teacher…
  • A lighthouse keeper on an island subscribes to a monthly magazine
  • A group of animals got together to play a game of Bingo
  • But by the grace of god…
  • The Serpent and the Sausage Maker

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