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What happens to an illegally parked frog?

Posted on May 29, 2025 by Joke Poo

It gets toad away. Joke Poo: What happens to a chronically indecisive loaf of bread? It never gets buttered, always yeasting for a decision. Alright, let’s dissect this amphibious parking violation! Joke…

Two old men in a book club are talking about having just read The Strange Case of Dr Jekyll and Mr Hyde

Posted on May 29, 2025 by Joke Poo

One of the old men ponders a question and says "Hey, do you think that formula Dr Jekyll made was expensive? And the other old man says "It shouldn't be. My wife…

My mom died after we couldn’t remember her blood type.

Posted on May 29, 2025 by Joke Poo

As she died, she kept telling us to be positive, but it’s just hard without her, you know? Joke Poo: My goldfish died after we couldn’t remember its water type. As it…

The worst part about Kissing a 10 is

Posted on May 29, 2025 by Joke Poo

The Cold feeling of the Mirror on my lips Okay, I’ll create a "Joke Poo" version of that joke, keeping the spirit but changing the core elements. Title: Joke Poo – The…

A principal of a small middle-school had a problem with a few of the older girls starting to use lipstick.

Posted on May 29, 2025 by Joke Poo

Though he was a rather stern disciplinarian and a bit of an old fuddy-duddy, he was not primarily concerned with issues of modesty and innocence. Rather, for some reason, when applying it…

Have you heard about the nudist community on YouTube?

Posted on May 29, 2025 by Joke Poo

They avoid shorts Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on the nudist YouTube community joke, titled "Joke Poo": Joke Poo: Have you heard about the vegetarian vampire community’s YouTube…

I put my right foot in. I put my right foot out. I put my right foot in, and I shook it all about.

Posted on May 29, 2025 by Joke Poo

Then the taxi driver told me to stop messing around. Okay, here’s a joke based on your "right foot in" joke, attempting to maintain a similar comedic structure and surprising twist, and…

What do a suicide bomber and a premature ejaculator have in common?

Posted on May 29, 2025 by Joke Poo

Both are terrified of going off early. Joke Poo: What Do a Hesitant Plumber and a Constipated Hippo Have in Common? Both are really worried about things not coming out smoothly. Okay,…

My surgeon told me…

Posted on May 29, 2025 by Joke Poo

"Your Patella measures exactly 2.54cms" I said "Inch high knees?" he said "Nin de gu zheng hao wei 2.54 limi" Joke Poo: My Architect Told Me… My architect told me… "Your toilet…

one day I entered a vast and grand library — a world overflowing with knowledge and wisdom

Posted on May 28, 2025 by Joke Poo

As I stepped in, I felt lost in this universe of books; every direction pulled me toward a treasure of learning, and it felt like I had wandered into an endless labyrinth…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • There’s an old joke about the difference between American and Russian corruption.
  • Doctor’s advice for premature ejaculation didn’t go as planned
  • A man wakes up hungover in an alley with his pants off, and notices two colored rings painted on this dick, one brown, one red
  • Scientists took out the left half of a man’s brain
  • A widower goes to a psychic to contact his late wife. “Honey,” he says. “Are you happy?”
  • New Zealand would be so safe in case of a world war
  • A guy walks into a pharmacy and asks, “Do you have any antiseptics here?”
  • I spent a whole year making a belt out of clocks for a fat guy.
  • Why did the chicken cross the road?
  • Knock knock
  • Charley Pride was a legendary musician
  • Women are confusing. On my wife’s birthday, I wish her a Happy Birthday and she smiles happily at me
  • I’m AM going to put glue on my hands and then handle firearms. Nobody can tell me otherwise.
  • Why did Shakespeare only use quills
  • What did one tectonic plate say to the other when they bumped into each other?
  • Do the laundry
  • A couple invited their family over for Thanksgiving night to spend the holiday and meal together.
  • Three men are in an airplane. One is the pilot, the other two are a hippie and the someone self described as the world’s smartest man
  • Hi. What’s your name?
  • Guy goes to doctor about a sex addiction problem.
  • So a farmer asks a friend to come over to his place to help him fix his generator.
  • 1 in 4 people admit that they have texted while driving
  • Don’t feel like getting up in the morning to go to work?
  • I like to hibernate during the winter
  • 50 Cent started rapping in 1996
  • Timmy asks his Father how politics work
  • Teacher gift
  • What comes after a sextillion.
  • My son walked in with a rock in his hand
  • My child told me that I was an out of touch old fool.
  • An 89 year old woman buys herself some bright red crotchless panties.
  • The doctor says I have ADHD
  • A group of third, fourth and fifth graders
  • The secret to a conflictless marriage
  • There is something I don’t understand about 69
  • A Tibetan man, an Indian man, a German man and a Maltese man die and go to purgatory
  • A woman walks into a hospital wheeling her husband with her in a wheelbarrow
  • When do horses eat the most?
  • Confucius say…
  • An infinite line of mathematicians walk into a bar…
  • What was the quiet pooper’s motto?
  • Bartender looking at the client’s empty glass in front of him: “Would you like another one?”
  • What US military branch is the most patriotic?
  • Why is a car ferry like a condom?
  • Knock knock
  • Doing the Laundry (true story)
  • A Scottish soldier in full dress uniform marches into a chemist shop.
  • A software tester walks into a bar.
  • Do you have an acronym for TESLA?
  • The Garden

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