4 people were sitting in this one train car – a Brit, a Frenchman, this old woman, and a younger lady. At one point in their journey, the train car passes through…
A gallant knight was on a quest to save a fair maiden.
Finally he found the castle in which she was imprisoned. After bravely fighting his way through the guards and dismantling the maiden's prison. Delighted and grateful the maiden offered her favor to…
The couple who invented the brochure have died.
R.I.P. Lee & Pam Flett Joke Poo: The Comedian Who Invented Puns The comedian who invented puns has passed away. R.I.P. Word Smith. Alright, let’s dissect this joke. Analysis: Core Concept: The…
My kid has reached the age where he’s asking questions about the human body.
Time to get it out of the crawlspace. Joke Poo: My Kid Asked About Plants My kid has reached the age where he’s asking questions about photosynthesis and how plants get their…
What do you call a poem about batteries?
Anode Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version, riffing on the original: Joke Poo: What do you call a movie about toilets? \ … A Sit-Com. Alright, let’s break down this electrical pun!…
A group of friars were behind on their belfry payments, so they opened up a small florist shop to raise the funds
Everyone liked buying flowers from men of God, and soon a rival florist thought the competition was unfair. The rival florist asked the friars to close down, but they would not. He…
My kid just offered me some devastating home security advice.
I was having my first, precious coffee of the day when my young son hit me with the big one: "Dad, what's between Mom's legs?" I nearly choked. Recovering, I decided on…
One day I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.
I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the provided joke, aiming for a similar structure…
I’ve got a kid in Africa that I feed, that I clothe, that I school, that I inoculate for 75 cents a day.
Which is practically nothing compared to what it cost to send him there. Original Joke: I’ve got a kid in Africa that I feed, that I clothe, that I school, that I…
A mean drill sergeant was addressing a squad of twenty-five exhausted men and said:
"I have a nice cushy job for the laziest man here. Raise your hand if you are the laziest." 24 tired blokes quickly raised their hands, and the sergeant asked the other…