Which is practically nothing compared to what it cost to send him there. Original Joke: I’ve got a kid in Africa that I feed, that I clothe, that I school, that I…
A mean drill sergeant was addressing a squad of twenty-five exhausted men and said:
"I have a nice cushy job for the laziest man here. Raise your hand if you are the laziest." 24 tired blokes quickly raised their hands, and the sergeant asked the other…
I have a great business idea. I will defecate and you turn my waste into string to sell.
I shit you knot. Joke Poo: Original Joke: I have a great business idea. I will defecate and you turn my waste into string to sell. I shit you knot. New Joke:…
A woman goes to a restaurant and orders the soup of the day.
She tastes a bit and spits it out. “Dear God, what kind of soup is this?!” “It’s bean soup,” replied the waiter. “I don’t care what it’s been, what’s it now?!” Joke…
The three most difficult things for a man to say
I was wrong. I need help. Worcestershire sauce. Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo The three most terrifying things for a sentient toilet to hear: “Oops, I ate too much fiber.” “Out…
A German guy wants to learn English
He is a late bloomer, only in his thirties he starts attending an adults education center to learn English. His teacher strongly advises him to go to Great Britain to have some…
Yesterday, at a bar, a girl sat next to me.
Turns out she loves riddles. Her first riddle was: "My husband, my son, and my mother-in-law are now all on a vacation in Miami. Riddle me this: who among us has the…
I ran into the trim carpenter at the job site. His girlfriend just broke up with him
I asked how he was doing. He said he is coping. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your carpentry break-up joke, titled “Code Review Blues”: Title: Code Review…
A lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by a sheriff.
He thinks he's smarter being a big shot lawyer from New York and has a better education than an sheriff from West Virginia. The sheriff asks for license and registration. The lawyer…
Two young men stumble out of the bar after a long night on the beers.
Two young men stumble out of the bar after a long night on the beers, jump in the car, and start driving. A couple of minutes passby and there's a tap on…