So he goes in and says he'd like to try out. The owner tells him, "There's the piano. Let's hear what you got." The guy plays a haunting, soulful melody that is…
A man died from viagra overdose
It must have been hard for his wife. Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: A Dog Died From Eating Chocolate A dog died from eating a whole box of chocolates. It must…
A newly married man goes to meet a priest at the local church.
He greets the priest and said, "Father, I need to talk to you." "Is it a confession, my son?" asked the priest. "No, Father." the man replied, "I need to clarify something."…
What’s a question that applies to golfers and porn stars?
How many holes you doing today? Joke Poo: What’s in the Box? What’s a question you might ask both a professional mover and a magician? How many vanishing acts do you have…
Why did the Owl call IT?
For his troubles hooting. Okay, here’s the original joke and my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version: Original Joke: Why did the Owl call IT? For his troubles hooting. Joke Poo –…
Don’t try to understand women
Women understand women and they hate each other! Credit: Al Bundy Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version, riffing off the Al Bundy joke you provided: Joke Poo: Don’t Try To Understand Algorithms…
Our physics teacher promised us a field trip.
So she turned on a generator. Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" based on your physics teacher joke: Joke Poo: The Paleontologist’s Excursion Our Paleontology professor promised us an immersive dig site experience….
A smoking hot woman walks into a bar
She asks for a glass of cold water and an ashtray. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version of the smoking hot woman joke, playing on the expectation of the…
Blonde Cop
A blonde driver gets pulled over by a blonde cop. The cop says, "License and registration please." The driver, being blonde, expresses confusion about the license. The cop says, "You know, that…
My friend told me he was surprised The Exorcist didn’t become a popular franchise.
I told him, what did you expect? Possession is 9/10ths of the lore. Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: My Accountant My friend told me he was surprised my accountant didn’t get…