You walk in with the promise 6 inches of hot beef. You end up with 3 limp inches of lukewarm mystery meat and you have to pay for your own drink. Okay,…
A time traveller and his wife are having arguments lately, because he doesn’t want kids and she does.
After a particularly rough argument, he get so mad that he jumps into his time machine and vanishes. A day later, he shows back up. His wife confronts him, asking where he's…
A judge in an obscenity trial questions the prosecution
"Look counselor, you can’t accuse this man of obscenity until you define the term pornography." The lawyer replies, "I’ll come to that." Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version of the obscenity trial…
A smoking hot woman walks into a bar
The bartender tells her to put it out, you can't smoke inside. Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version based on your original: Joke Poo: Diaper Dilemma A toddler waddles into a library,…
Former British Prime Minister Winston Churchill
once said that he went to the BBC office for an interview by taxi. When he arrived, he asked the driver to wait for about forty minutes until he came back. But…
Fruits & Trees: Human Anatomy
A family of four were having a discussion about the human anatomy. Son: Dad, how many kind of boobs are there? Dad surprised says: Well son, a women goes through three phases….
Why do pirates drink juice boxes?
To conquer the Hi-C's! Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" based on your pirate juice box joke: Joke Poo: Why do astronauts carry tiny spatulas into space? To scrape the meteor-lite! Okay, let’s…
A small town doctor was renowned for his accuracy on predicting the sex of a child early in the pregnancy
When he was retiring, they asked him how he always got it right. He laughed and said, "I would tell the mother my prediction, and then immediately write down the opposite sex…
A woman gets out of the shower and hears a knock at her door.
She wraps herself in a towel and goes to look through the peephole. At the door is Jake, a friend of her live-in boyfriend. She opens the door a crack and asks…
A man walks into a nightclub.
He goes to the dance floor with three ladies, and says to them, "If I can guess the colour of your underwear you have to dance with me." His shoe is shiny…