"We went to my room not because it was easy, we went to my room because it was hard." (I’m a touring comedian, will be in Chicago Sunday if you want to…
Why are aquarium’s so strict?
There is always something fishy going on Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version: Joke Poo: Why are diaper companies always so secretive? Because they’re constantly covering up a whole lot of crap!…
I woke up the other night to the sound of BZZZZ BZZZZ BZZZZ
I asked my wife if there was a fly in the room and she said YES! YES! YES! Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your original: Title: Diaper…
A man sits down
A man sits down next to an attractive woman at a bus stop and asks her “can I smell your pussy?” She says no and slaps him. He responds “oh it must…
Today I found out that I’m destined to be a lousy parent.
Social services came and took my inner child. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" inspired by your original joke: Joke Poo: Data Dump Today I discovered I’m destined to be…
Baby roach: what happens if they use raid
Papa roach: suffocation, no breathing Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo," playing on the original Roach joke: Joke Poo: Seedling Panic Baby sprout: What happens if they use Roundup? Mama…
The cat and the bird
A tree grew in the middle of a garden and on that tree was a branch with a leaf. A worm was looking at the leaf and thinking "if I wait just…
A joke I heard from my friend recently.
An English man, a French man, a Spanish man and a German man walked into a bar in New York, where the Fantastic 4 where having a drink. The Invisible Woman was…
So an engineer and an antivax want to cross a river full of crododiles
Fortunately there is a bridge. The antivax asks how safe is the bridge. The engineer answers "around 99.6 percent". The antivax says "ONLY !? NO WAY, I'M SWIMMING !!" Okay, here’s a…
There was this old country fella ridin’ into town on his horse.
He makes it to the town square, and right there by the church door stands the pastor. The pastor says, — “Well now, Earl, haven’t seen you in church for a while.”…