Thong: ok bloomers Okay, here’s a joke, titled "Joke Poo," that riffs on the "Big Panties" joke: Joke Poo: High-Waisted Jeans Low-rise jeans: In my day, jeans sat on your hips and…
A scrawny little guy walks into the office of a lumber camp looking for a job.
Boss looks him over and says, "Get the hell out of here. Our axes weigh more than you do." The guy begs and pleads with the boss and says he can show…
A smoking hot woman walks into a bar
and orders a drink. While she's sitting there she notices a frog on a stool behind the bar. "What's up with that frog?" she asks the bartender. "Oh he eats pussy" the…
My sex life with my ex was like the Mcdonalds Ice Cream Machine…
No matter how excited you were to get a treat, no matter how much he advertised…It was always out of order and never worked. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo,"…
A defendant in a lawsuit involving large sums of money…
…said to his lawyer, "If I lose this case, I'll be ruined." "It's in the judge's hands now," said the lawyer. "Would it help if I sent the judge a box of…
My girlfriend said I was a god in bed.
Because “I'm rarely there, and when I show up, it's usually a disappointment.” Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" riff on your joke, titled appropriately: Joke Poo: The Intern’s Review My boss told…
Vicar’s Joke
One snowy Sunday a rural vicar walks to church, only to find that the main road is completely blocked by snow and none of his parishioners have been able to get through….
I recently met a French woman called Jenna Sequar
I dunno… just had a certain something about her. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your French woman joke, aiming for a similar structure and twist: Joke Poo:…
According to r/Jokes legend, how many bus drivers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Nun Joke Poo: According to r/BathroomHumor, how many plumbers does it take to unclog a toilet? Nun. Alright, let’s analyze this joke. Dissection: Setup: "According to r/Jokes legend, how many bus drivers…
The Train
A woman who rented a second story apartment beside a railway line complained to her landlord for months about the rattling and shaking the trains caused as they passed. On the phone…