He thinks he's smarter being a big shot lawyer from New York and has a better education than an sheriff from West Virginia. The sheriff asks for license and registration. The lawyer…
Two young men stumble out of the bar after a long night on the beers.
Two young men stumble out of the bar after a long night on the beers, jump in the car, and start driving. A couple of minutes passby and there's a tap on…
What do you call a werewolf youtuber?
A lycansubscribe Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the werewolf YouTuber joke: Joke Poo: What do you call a constipated ghost? A per-stipated spirit. Alright, let’s sink our…
The masseuse asked the client: Want a happy ending?
Client: Yes! Masseuse: Romeo gets Friar Laurence’s letter in time. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your original, titled “Performance Review Poo”: Joke Poo: The tech lead asked…
An 85-year-old man goes to his doctor for a check-up.
"Doctor," the man complains, "I'm just not happy with my sex life. I only manage to have sex about once a week." The doctor looks at his chart and back at the…
A man has a nasty boil between his anus and his scrotum, and his GP has referred him to a professional boil sucker…
..the boil sucker takes a look and says "eww, that's a doozy alright, good thing you didn't leave it any longer, that boil needs sucking immediately. Now, would you prefer to lay…
My girlfriend got upset when I called her a plateau
I guess she doesn’t realize that’s the highest form of flattery… Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version: Joke Poo: My Landlord Got Defensive My landlord got defensive when I said his apartment…
A Texan walks into a pub in Ireland and clears his throat to address the crowd.
"I hear you Irish are a bunch of hard drinkers," he says. "I'll give $500 American dollars to anyone here who can drink 10 pints of beer back-to-back." The room goes silent….
There are 2 kind of people
1) People who can draw conclusions from an Incomplete set of data. Joke Poo: There are 2 Kinds of Gardeners Those who can tell what kind of animal left a dropping on…
Two College Professors at Lunch
Two college professors are having lunch and one said to the other. I think I ruined my marriage this morning with a Freudian slip. The second professor said oh really. What did…