(My son told me this joke. It’s a bit long) A blind man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a beer. He and the bartender have a nice, but…
Why is the tower of Pisa leaning
Its got better reflexes than the WTC Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version of the Pisa Tower joke, titled "Joke Poo," aiming for a similar blend of dark humor and surprise: Joke…
What’s a suicide bombers worst fear?
Dying alone. Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version: Joke Poo: Astronaut’s Log What’s an astronaut’s greatest fear during a spacewalk? …Running out of space. Alright, let’s detonate this joke! (Figuratively, of course….
What was the first gift Brigitte Macron ever gave Emmanuel Macron?
A hall pass Joke Poo: What did the plumber give the toilet for its birthday? A roll of the good stuff. Alright, let’s break down this joke: Original Joke: Setup: "What was…
So I was at this plastic surgery hospital, and the doc asked me to pick any nose.
He wasn't happy when I put my fingers in his. Okay, here’s my attempt, titled "Joke Poo": Joke Poo: The Veterinarian Visit So, I was at this exotic animal veterinarian clinic, and the…
I want to tell you that anyone who plays heavy metal music at work……
Is office rocker. Yeah. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your prompt, titled "Joke Poo" (because why not?). Original Joke: "I want to tell you that anyone who…
Have you seen the porno that’s filmed at a campground?
It's fucking in tents. Okay, here’s my attempt, titled "Joke Poo," taking inspiration from your campground porno joke: Joke Poo Have you seen the documentary about the composting toilet? It’s full of…
Ingrown Hairs
A woman's dog kept getting ingrown hairs it its ears. Tired of spending money at the vets, she went to a pharmacy and asked the pharmacist what she could do about ingrown…
Wife: What’s the difference between a joke and 2 dlcks?
Husband: What? Wife: I can't take a joke Joke Poo: Boss Battle Blues Boss: What’s the difference between a performance review and a double espresso? Employee: What? Boss: I can’t stand a…
A butcher walks into a lawyer’s office….
"How can I help you?" The lawyer asks. "If a dog caused damage to my property, can I charge the owner to repair the damage?" "Of course," "Good. You owe me $40,"…