1) People who can draw conclusions from an Incomplete set of data. Joke Poo: There are 2 Kinds of Gardeners Those who can tell what kind of animal left a dropping on…
Two College Professors at Lunch
Two college professors are having lunch and one said to the other. I think I ruined my marriage this morning with a Freudian slip. The second professor said oh really. What did…
A Brit starts smoking in a bus in Germany.
A German man yells at him. The British, confused, asks "What, do you want a cigarette?" "Nein", says the German. "Bloody Germans", says the Brit. "One, two, three.." Okay, here’s my attempt:…
A ship rescues a man they find floating on the open ocean
As they get him up on deck and the captain is about to greet him and he lets loose the most disgusting, prolonged, stinky, productive fart any human being has ever released…
Fun fact
There are no canaries in the Canary Islands! The Virgin Islands are the same way. There are no canaries there, either… Okay, here’s the original joke and then my “Joke Poo” version:…
The hangover
I was throwing a housewarming party last night, and this morning someone who I vaguely knew — a friend of a friend was lying on my kitchen floor. “Show to the door,…
I have a strained relationship with my father.
Therapist: Why do you think that is? "Beats me." Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” based on the original: Joke Poo: “My Strained Relationship with the Queen” “I have a strained relationship with…
What works faster than a calculator?
A calcunow Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo,” taking the original calculator joke and twisting it: Title: Joke Poo What cleans deeper than a power washer? A powerwasherer. Alright, let’s…
Man on a bus patiently waits for his turn.
A man was sitting on a bus next to a woman who was trying to breastfeed her baby. The baby was fussy and refused to eat. Growing frustrated, the mother warned the…
A guy tells his buddy, “So my neighbor came over earlier and accused me of stealing her clothes from her clothesline.”
"Well, what happened?" his buddy asks. And the guy says, "I practically shit her pants." Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” take on the original: Joke Poo: The Linguist A linguist tells his…