I didn't mind much until I found out she was faking them. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version of that joke, titled "Doggy Disappointment": Joke Poo: Doggy Disappointment My…
A Spanish magician tells his audience that he will disappear on the count of three.
He says uno, dos, and * poof * disappears without a tres. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version of the magician joke: Joke Poo: The Forgetful Gardener An elderly…
A man visits a farm. He goes into a field and sees a bull grazing. The bull stares at him and pushes his paws off the ground, like he’s about to charge.
The man, a bit nervous asks the farmer nearby, "Hey mister, is the bull safe?". The farmer says "The bull is perfectly safe. Not so sure about you though". Joke Poo: The…
A blonde moment.
One day a blonde came home from school, excited, and said to her mother, “Hey, Mom! Today in school we learned to count. The other kids could only count to three but…
“I’m sorry, sir, but I can’t let you in. Our casino has a very strict dress code, and you don’t have a tie.”
“But that gentleman over there is completely naked.” “Yes, but he’s leaving.” Joke Poo: The Compost Heap “I’m sorry, madam, but I can’t deliver this compost. Our delivery service has a very…
What state describes Venus and Serena Williams?
Tennessee Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo," riffing on the original with a new angle: Joke Poo: What kind of garbage describes a depressed mime? … Silentium. Alright, let’s dissect this tennis-themed pun!…
I am Calm
As he pushes his wailing child through the supermarket, a young father repeats softly, “Don’t get excited, Josh … Don’t scream, Josh … Keep calm, Josh.” A fellow shopper, impressed by the…
A guy was convicted of using too many commas
The judge gave him a long sentence Joke Poo: Title: The Dog Walker’s Dilemma A dog walker was fined heavily for leaving too much dog poo on the sidewalk. The judge gave…
Two guys are talking…
Two good friends, Dave and Brian were talking one evening. Dave mentioned he’s been reading a lot lately. So Brian asked “Oh yeah? What’s your favorite book?”. “50 Shades of Grey, no…
My dad always said
My dad always said, "Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes." That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. Okay, here’s my…