One day a blonde came home from school, excited, and said to her mother, “Hey, Mom! Today in school we learned to count. The other kids could only count to three but…
“I’m sorry, sir, but I can’t let you in. Our casino has a very strict dress code, and you don’t have a tie.”
“But that gentleman over there is completely naked.” “Yes, but he’s leaving.” Joke Poo: The Compost Heap “I’m sorry, madam, but I can’t deliver this compost. Our delivery service has a very…
What state describes Venus and Serena Williams?
Tennessee Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo," riffing on the original with a new angle: Joke Poo: What kind of garbage describes a depressed mime? … Silentium. Alright, let’s dissect this tennis-themed pun!…
I am Calm
As he pushes his wailing child through the supermarket, a young father repeats softly, “Don’t get excited, Josh … Don’t scream, Josh … Keep calm, Josh.” A fellow shopper, impressed by the…
A guy was convicted of using too many commas
The judge gave him a long sentence Joke Poo: Title: The Dog Walker’s Dilemma A dog walker was fined heavily for leaving too much dog poo on the sidewalk. The judge gave…
Two guys are talking…
Two good friends, Dave and Brian were talking one evening. Dave mentioned he’s been reading a lot lately. So Brian asked “Oh yeah? What’s your favorite book?”. “50 Shades of Grey, no…
My dad always said
My dad always said, "Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes." That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. Okay, here’s my…
If you don’t think there’s more than one way to say a cow is approaching…
Well then you've got an udder thing comin' Okay, here’s the original joke and then my "Joke Poo" version: Original Joke: "If you don’t think there’s more than one way to say…
What does a German order in a cocktail bar?
Gin and Teutonic. Joke Poo: Title: Stool Sample Joke: What does a microbiologist order at a coffee shop? A fecal latte. Okay, let’s dissect this joke and then spice it up! Joke…
To the guy who invented zero…
Thanks for nothing. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" riffing on the zero joke: Title: Joke Poo To the person who invented those automatic hand dryers in public restrooms… Thanks…