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What does a German order in a cocktail bar?

Posted on June 30, 2025 by Joke Poo

Gin and Teutonic. Joke Poo: Title: Stool Sample Joke: What does a microbiologist order at a coffee shop? A fecal latte. Okay, let’s dissect this joke and then spice it up! Joke…

To the guy who invented zero…

Posted on June 30, 2025 by Joke Poo

Thanks for nothing. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" riffing on the zero joke: Title: Joke Poo To the person who invented those automatic hand dryers in public restrooms… Thanks…

I’m starting a welding club

Posted on June 30, 2025 by Joke Poo

For anyone who wants to join. Joke Poo: I’m Starting a Composting Club For anyone who wants to join… it’s gonna be a load of crap! Okay, let’s break down this joke:…

Aliens

Posted on June 30, 2025 by Joke Poo

A UFO lands in the desert next to a gas station that was closed for the night. Two aliens beam down from the ship and walk up to a gas pump. One…

What kind of sandwich do you get for a cold bear?

Posted on June 30, 2025 by Joke Poo

A brrrr grrrr Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" riffing on the original, titled "Joke Poo": Joke Poo: What do you call a sad, constipated math textbook? …A calculus clog!…

First of all… I love it.

Posted on June 30, 2025 by Joke Poo

Cereal Company Employee: "You know how the shelves in people's pantries are usually a certain size? Well what if we made our large cereal boxes just slightly larger than that." Cereal Company…

One day, many years ago there was a man who didn’t drink any beer.

Posted on June 30, 2025 by Joke Poo

But it was many years ago and it was only for that one day. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your beer-related joke, aiming for a similar structure…

My friends said that I couldn’t do poetry because of my dyslexia.

Posted on June 30, 2025 by Joke Poo

But I've already made a vase, a bowl and a mug, so I sure showed them. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on the original, titled "Joke Poo": Joke…

I was fired from my construction job after I caused a 10 car pileup

Posted on June 30, 2025 by Joke Poo

It was my dumb asphalt. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" inspired by your asphalt joke, titled Joke Poo: The Fertilizer Fiasco: I was banned from the community garden after…

Aliens are invading Earth and humanity’s fate resides in telling them ONE original joke

Posted on June 30, 2025 by Joke Poo

Alien Commander: “Humans! After centuries of observation, we’ve concluded that humor is the highest form of intelligence. Judging by your endless reposts on r/Jokes… your species has failed. Total eradication begins unless…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • What has five toes, but isn’t your foot?
  • Why did the Rebels in Star Wars go metric?
  • It was five o’clock, and the shift at the coal mine was over
  • A man doesn’t know the meaning of true happiness until he gets married.
  • “I’ve been talking to supernatural entities for years, and they are trying to seduce me,” I told my doctor.
  • When we were first married my wife had the body of a supermodel
  • A redneck goes to the doctor for a physical. “I need stool sample, a urine sample, and a sperm sample,” says the doctor.
  • Omar Epps moved nextdoor to Chris Hemsworth.
  • A drunk man is refused service at a bar, so he tries to sneak in through different doors
  • Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. I’ve been with a loose girl.
  • Bubba and Billy Bob were known for having below average IQ around Little Rock.
  • Son: “Mom, all the kids in the school are making fun of me because I am still a virgin.”
  • My husband and i have a secret to making our marriage last.
  • A Proctologist Goes To The Grocery
  • A boy tells his father: “Dad, I have such a strong desire to live forever. What should I do?”
  • Confucius say baseball wrong.
  • The wrestler
  • God some people have no shame. Just got on a bus with 20 people in fetish costumes.
  • Why did the chicken go to the seance?
  • I went into my local bakery to buy a cake…
  • A wealthy real estate investor is looking to buy more land for development, but a local farmer won’t sell the last plot he needs
  • I found my absolute favorite machine at the gym today.
  • What do you call it when a boy finally claps back with a really good dad joke to his own dad?
  • Ma and Pa were two old folks living out on a farm up in the hills.
  • Why did the fat emu feel left out?
  • Adam a new recruit
  • A guy walks into a bar and orders a martini.
  • Had to throw out my carbon monoxide detector today.
  • Today I went to the optician. They said I am colorblind.
  • After sex last night my girlfriend said “your easily the biggest I’ve ever had.”.
  • My wife started doing black magic on dolls. I said, “This is nonsense.”
  • Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was.
  • A young family moved into the house next door to a vacant lot.
  • What do you do when you’re attacked by a gang of circus performers?
  • What has 9 hands and sucks?
  • I told my girlfriend she should embrace her mistakes…..
  • An animal control official knocks on a man’s door
  • I had a weird living tree-guy do the tile for my bathroom.
  • A friar is like a monk, except that he’s not confined to a monastery.
  • My school got raided
  • What do you call it when cows masturbate?
  • A man is trying to remember the name of a restaurant from his childhood, so he visits his elderly father.
  • An Irish man walks into a bar
  • What did the porn star have for lunch?
  • One year, for my birthday, my dad took me to one of those restaurants where kids under 10 eat for free. Right before we walked in, he goes, ‘Remember. You’re 9 today.’ I panicked. Ten seconds later, the hostess asks, ‘And how old are you, birthday boy?’ I blurted out, ‘Twelve!’ My dad was so mad.
  • People are now talking about the missing minute from the security camera.
  • The husband leans over and asks his wife…
  • What do ghosts use to get rid of wrinkles?
  • When I see you, I want you to feel something in your stomach,
  • After disputing the area of my land my neighbour stole my posts and knocked down my wall

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