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Mathematicians have stopped looking for a 2-sided polygon.

Posted on October 25, 2025 by Joke Poo

They decided they should let bigons be bygones. Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the math joke, aiming for a similar structure and pun-based humor: Joke Poo: Programmers Have Given Up…

A man comes home from work to find his dishwasher has leaked water all over his kitchen floor.

Posted on October 25, 2025 by Joke Poo

He mops up the water and takes the dishwasher out, but just to get any remaining moisture out of the floor, he brings up a dehumidifier. The dehumidifier is old and the…

Knock knock joke for Halloween

Posted on October 25, 2025 by Joke Poo

Knock knock Who's there? Ow. Ow who? Werewolves of London. Owhoooooooo! Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of the werewolf knock-knock joke: Joke Poo: Haunted House Edition Knock knock. Who’s there? Igor….

My grandfather tried to repeatedly warn people that the Titanic would sink, but no one listened to him.

Posted on October 25, 2025 by Joke Poo

Eventually they got tired of him and kicked him out of the cinema Joke Poo: My Great Aunt Mildred My Great Aunt Mildred kept insisting everyone in our family that the winning…

A beautiful young woman about to undergo a minor operation is lying on a gurney in a hospital corridor awaiting the medical staff.

Posted on October 25, 2025 by Joke Poo

A man in a white coat approaches her, lifts up the sheet, and visually examines her naked body. He walks away and confers with another man in a white coat. The second…

“Can you explain these gaps in your resume?” the interviewer asked me.

Posted on October 25, 2025 by Joke Poo

They keep the words apart. If it weren't for the gaps, there's no way you could read it. It'd be like, one big word. I didn't get the job. Joke Poo: Can…

A German and a Dutch man in a train

Posted on October 25, 2025 by Joke Poo

Let’s see if this works in translation: A German and a Dutch man are sitting next to each other on the train. The German takes his shoes off and stretches his feet….

My neighbor asked his wife, “Was I the only one you ever dated?”

Posted on October 25, 2025 by Joke Poo

She answered, "Yes, (pause)… all the others were nines and tens." Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your neighbor joke, titled “Joke Poo: Data Breach Edition”: Joke Poo:…

Where do D&D(DND) players go on Vacation?

Posted on October 25, 2025 by Joke Poo

paraDice Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the D&D vacation joke, titled as requested: Joke Poo: Title: Octane Oasis Original Joke: Where do D&D players go on vacation?…

In regard to the people who jumped off the back of the Titanic while it was sinking,

Posted on October 25, 2025 by Joke Poo

are they considered Olympic-class divers? Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of the Titanic joke: Title: Joke Poo – Space Walk Fail In regard to the astronauts who were…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • What do you call a photo of an old person?
  • Why are math books always so stressed?
  • Nobody came to my cocktail party
  • I just ran into a guy quoting V for Vendetta. You know, the whole “remember, remember the fifth of November,” speech. And I could help but think…
  • I just bought a 5 foot tall flightless bird for $3
  • Wife says that I’m cheap
  • I just got accused of mansplaining!
  • We were desperate to fix our son’s failing math grade.
  • A couple, both 78, went to see a therapist.
  • What did the vampires mother say when he told her he wanted to marry a werewolf?
  • Being an alcoholic is gambling with your life.
  • I failed the fire safety quiz at work earlier…
  • A truck carrying a penis for transplant swerved and fell into a hole
  • A dentist who lives down the street from me got busted for dealing drugs.
  • Cheney, about Mamdani:
  • At a poetry competition, there were two finalists!
  • The Riverside High
  • Two nuns, Bridget and Theresa, were on their bikes heading back to the convent in Dublin one night.
  • Strange but true: When you see ducks flying south in a ‘V’ formation, why is one line always longer than the other?
  • What do you get if you cross a dyslexic with an agnostic who has insomnia?
  • The professor of medicine is teaching the students about dissection
  • Am I the first person you have ever slept with?
  • Describe your love life in two words.
  • Cop understood the assignment.
  • Doctor, help me. I’m addicted to buying yachts. Is there something you can give me for it?
  • Teacher and her 3 boy students:
  • The woman I’m sleeping with keeps telling me I don’t need to be intimidated by the size of her ex’s dick
  • As we drove past some black and white cows my dad said “wow, it must be really cold out there…
  • Last year I bought my wife an artificial leg for Christmas…
  • I’m starting a research project into bestiality
  • I’m over 40 years old and I’ve never used essential oils…
  • I don’t know why everyone thinks of mobsters as bad guys.
  • Found out last night that I’m both gay and dyslexic.
  • I once dated a girl who was actually a ghost.
  • Satan arrived to welcome a new damned soul to hell. “Congratulations!” he said. “You wasted your entire pitiful life!”
  • A boy found a magic lamp one day and out came a genie who exclaimed “I shall grant a single wish that you desire!”
  • Why does Dracula always bite his victims in the neck?
  • A duck wandered onto my property
  • Not to brag, but I finished a puzzle under a week and…
  • Old lady at nursing home
  • Overheard an angry man with a lisp say “bithnith”.
  • I heard someone combined a bee with a pineapple.
  • I needed to buy toilet paper at the store and someone told me why are you buying so much toilet paper? I responded
  • I have an entry level job with thousands of people below me
  • Who puts the “P” in R-E-S-P-E-C-T?
  • The rescue team found a clue about a crashed airplane
  • “Why do you think you’d be a good waiter?”
  • I just took a great hiking class
  • Serious question
  • The Scottish definition of a gentleman…

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