paraDice Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the D&D vacation joke, titled as requested: Joke Poo: Title: Octane Oasis Original Joke: Where do D&D players go on vacation?…
In regard to the people who jumped off the back of the Titanic while it was sinking,
are they considered Olympic-class divers? Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of the Titanic joke: Title: Joke Poo – Space Walk Fail In regard to the astronauts who were…
A lawyer opened the door of his BMW
When suddenly a car came along and hit the door, ripping it off completely. When the police arrived at the scene, the lawyer was hopping up and down with rage, complaining bitterly…
I have a friend who wants to become a world-famous clown like his father.
Sounds like he's got big shoes to fill. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version: Title: Joke Poo – Rocket Science I know a kid who wants to design rockets…
A little girl is digging a hole in her backyard…
A little girl is digging a hole in her backyard when the neighbor leans over the fence, wiping his hands on a rag. “Whatcha doing there, kiddo?” he asks with a friendly…
How a Samsung Engineer got FIRED
(I randomly remembered a joke I told a friend wayyy back. Just thought I should share this and hope you like it!) A Samsung engineer is excited to show off the first…
One Late Evening, a burglar broke into a house he thought was empty.
Tiptoeing through the living room he suddenly froze when he heard a loud voice say: "Jesus is watching you!" Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again "Jesus is…
Little Johnny, annoyed by all the rules he has to follow in the house, goes to his dad.
"Dad, I'm 10, but still have to get permission to leave the house, to stay out late with my friends, to skip school, to eat what I want, to buy what I…
Two lawyers walk into a bar/restaurant, order a couple of drinks, and then take out sandwiches from their briefcases.
The bartender sees this, and goes: “Sorry, guys, but you can’t eat your own food in here.” The lawyers looked at each other, shrugged, and then swapped the sandwiches. Joke Poo: The…
A woman asked an army general when he’d last made love
The general thought for a moment and said, "1956." She gasped. "That long? Come with me — I'll make your night better." They went back to her apartment and made passionate love…