But I've already made a vase, a bowl and a mug, so I sure showed them. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on the original, titled "Joke Poo": Joke…
I was fired from my construction job after I caused a 10 car pileup
It was my dumb asphalt. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" inspired by your asphalt joke, titled Joke Poo: The Fertilizer Fiasco: I was banned from the community garden after…
Aliens are invading Earth and humanity’s fate resides in telling them ONE original joke
Alien Commander: “Humans! After centuries of observation, we’ve concluded that humor is the highest form of intelligence. Judging by your endless reposts on r/Jokes… your species has failed. Total eradication begins unless…
I was awaken with oral sex this morning!
I learned not to fall asleep with the mouth open on the train. Joke Poo: Joke Fertilizer I woke up covered in fertilizer this morning! …I learned not to fall asleep face-first…
Wife: This vacuum is broken, it quit sucking
Husband: It must've gotten married. Joke Poo: Original Joke: Wife: This vacuum is broken, it quit sucking. Husband: It must’ve gotten married. New Joke (Joke Poo): Therapist: My ventriloquist dummy has stopped…
A DEA officer stopped at our farm yesterday. “I need to inspect your farm for illegal growing drugs.”
I said, “Okay, but don’t go in that field over there.” The DEA officer verbally exploded, saying, “Mister, I have the authority of the federal government with me!” Reaching into his back…
Canadians in Australia
A couple of gals from Canada decide to travel to Australia over the winter to get a break from 40 below, ice and snow. They're sitting at a club in Perth, enjoying…
A man walks into a bar for a drink.
The bartender hands him a shot and says, "That's the Spirit!". Okay, here’s my attempt at "Joke Poo" based on your prompt: Joke Poo: The Compost Heap A gardener is meticulously tending…
I have a special testicle
It’s a specticle Okay, I’ll take that joke and try to rework it while keeping the punchy, slightly absurd structure. Original Joke: I have a special testicle. It’s a specticle. Joke Poo:…
I found out today that tree surgeons refuse to trim hedges
Apparently it's beneath them Okay, here’s my attempt at "Joke Poo," riffing on your tree surgeon joke: Joke Poo: Plumbing Pride I learned that master plumbers won’t unclog shower drains… Apparently, they…