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Wife: This vacuum is broken, it quit sucking

Posted on June 30, 2025 by Joke Poo

Husband: It must've gotten married. Joke Poo: Original Joke: Wife: This vacuum is broken, it quit sucking. Husband: It must’ve gotten married. New Joke (Joke Poo): Therapist: My ventriloquist dummy has stopped…

A DEA officer stopped at our farm yesterday. “I need to inspect your farm for illegal growing drugs.”

Posted on June 30, 2025 by Joke Poo

I said, “Okay, but don’t go in that field over there.” The DEA officer verbally exploded, saying, “Mister, I have the authority of the federal government with me!” Reaching into his back…

Canadians in Australia

Posted on June 30, 2025 by Joke Poo

A couple of gals from Canada decide to travel to Australia over the winter to get a break from 40 below, ice and snow. They're sitting at a club in Perth, enjoying…

A man walks into a bar for a drink.

Posted on June 29, 2025 by Joke Poo

The bartender hands him a shot and says, "That's the Spirit!". Okay, here’s my attempt at "Joke Poo" based on your prompt: Joke Poo: The Compost Heap A gardener is meticulously tending…

I have a special testicle

Posted on June 29, 2025 by Joke Poo

It’s a specticle Okay, I’ll take that joke and try to rework it while keeping the punchy, slightly absurd structure. Original Joke: I have a special testicle. It’s a specticle. Joke Poo:…

I found out today that tree surgeons refuse to trim hedges

Posted on June 29, 2025 by Joke Poo

Apparently it's beneath them Okay, here’s my attempt at "Joke Poo," riffing on your tree surgeon joke: Joke Poo: Plumbing Pride I learned that master plumbers won’t unclog shower drains… Apparently, they…

Geologist decided to quit his job…

Posted on June 29, 2025 by Joke Poo

His company was taking him for granite Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version of the geologist joke: Joke Poo: Plumber’s Lament A plumber decided to take an early retirement… His boss was…

There was a farmer who hated aphids destroying crops

Posted on June 29, 2025 by Joke Poo

He yelled “go fuck yourselves” and they grew in numbers Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version of the farmer and aphids joke: Joke Poo: The Complimenting Compost There was a gardener who…

What’s the best smelling ant

Posted on June 29, 2025 by Joke Poo

Deoder-ant Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on the deodorant ant joke: Joke Poo: What’s the Most Self-Absorbed Cloud? Stratosphere-centric. Alright, let’s get our magnifying glass and comedic tweezers…

My wife said that for our next love making session, she’d like to re-enact a movie she recently watched.

Posted on June 29, 2025 by Joke Poo

28 Years Later Okay, I’ll give it a shot. Original Joke: My wife said that for our next love making session, she’d like to re-enact a movie she recently watched. 28 Years…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • A woman with small boobies buys a finely carved mirror at an antique shop.
  • [NSFW]People who write “burro” when they mean “burrow”
  • Threesome.
  • A cop is driving down the street when he sees a woman walking toward him with her right breast hanging out of her shirt.
  • Two men and one woman from different nations are stranded on an island
  • What do you call a group of snakes getting to together to talk smack about their owners?
  • Yo mama so clumsy
  • Man sits down at the bar and orders…
  • Two caterpillars are trying to escape from a pursuing spider…
  • What has five toes, but isn’t your foot?
  • Why did the Rebels in Star Wars go metric?
  • It was five o’clock, and the shift at the coal mine was over
  • A man doesn’t know the meaning of true happiness until he gets married.
  • “I’ve been talking to supernatural entities for years, and they are trying to seduce me,” I told my doctor.
  • When we were first married my wife had the body of a supermodel
  • A redneck goes to the doctor for a physical. “I need stool sample, a urine sample, and a sperm sample,” says the doctor.
  • Omar Epps moved nextdoor to Chris Hemsworth.
  • A drunk man is refused service at a bar, so he tries to sneak in through different doors
  • Bless me, Father, for I have sinned. I’ve been with a loose girl.
  • Bubba and Billy Bob were known for having below average IQ around Little Rock.
  • Son: “Mom, all the kids in the school are making fun of me because I am still a virgin.”
  • My husband and i have a secret to making our marriage last.
  • A Proctologist Goes To The Grocery
  • A boy tells his father: “Dad, I have such a strong desire to live forever. What should I do?”
  • Confucius say baseball wrong.
  • The wrestler
  • God some people have no shame. Just got on a bus with 20 people in fetish costumes.
  • Why did the chicken go to the seance?
  • I went into my local bakery to buy a cake…
  • A wealthy real estate investor is looking to buy more land for development, but a local farmer won’t sell the last plot he needs
  • I found my absolute favorite machine at the gym today.
  • What do you call it when a boy finally claps back with a really good dad joke to his own dad?
  • Ma and Pa were two old folks living out on a farm up in the hills.
  • Why did the fat emu feel left out?
  • Adam a new recruit
  • A guy walks into a bar and orders a martini.
  • Had to throw out my carbon monoxide detector today.
  • Today I went to the optician. They said I am colorblind.
  • After sex last night my girlfriend said “your easily the biggest I’ve ever had.”.
  • My wife started doing black magic on dolls. I said, “This is nonsense.”
  • Our teacher asked us what our favorite animal was.
  • A young family moved into the house next door to a vacant lot.
  • What do you do when you’re attacked by a gang of circus performers?
  • What has 9 hands and sucks?
  • I told my girlfriend she should embrace her mistakes…..
  • An animal control official knocks on a man’s door
  • I had a weird living tree-guy do the tile for my bathroom.
  • A friar is like a monk, except that he’s not confined to a monastery.
  • My school got raided
  • What do you call it when cows masturbate?

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