I said, “Okay, but don’t go in that field over there.” The DEA officer verbally exploded, saying, “Mister, I have the authority of the federal government with me!” Reaching into his back…
Canadians in Australia
A couple of gals from Canada decide to travel to Australia over the winter to get a break from 40 below, ice and snow. They're sitting at a club in Perth, enjoying…
A man walks into a bar for a drink.
The bartender hands him a shot and says, "That's the Spirit!". Okay, here’s my attempt at "Joke Poo" based on your prompt: Joke Poo: The Compost Heap A gardener is meticulously tending…
I have a special testicle
It’s a specticle Okay, I’ll take that joke and try to rework it while keeping the punchy, slightly absurd structure. Original Joke: I have a special testicle. It’s a specticle. Joke Poo:…
I found out today that tree surgeons refuse to trim hedges
Apparently it's beneath them Okay, here’s my attempt at "Joke Poo," riffing on your tree surgeon joke: Joke Poo: Plumbing Pride I learned that master plumbers won’t unclog shower drains… Apparently, they…
Geologist decided to quit his job…
His company was taking him for granite Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version of the geologist joke: Joke Poo: Plumber’s Lament A plumber decided to take an early retirement… His boss was…
There was a farmer who hated aphids destroying crops
He yelled “go fuck yourselves” and they grew in numbers Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version of the farmer and aphids joke: Joke Poo: The Complimenting Compost There was a gardener who…
What’s the best smelling ant
Deoder-ant Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on the deodorant ant joke: Joke Poo: What’s the Most Self-Absorbed Cloud? Stratosphere-centric. Alright, let’s get our magnifying glass and comedic tweezers…
My wife said that for our next love making session, she’d like to re-enact a movie she recently watched.
28 Years Later Okay, I’ll give it a shot. Original Joke: My wife said that for our next love making session, she’d like to re-enact a movie she recently watched. 28 Years…
I once taught an essay-writing class to inmates
It had its prose and cons. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your original: Joke Poo: Code Brown I once managed the IT department for a daycare… It…