They want to see which one of them can discover a new species first. After much searching, the wife finally manages to find a new species before her husband. She decides to…
What did the male deer say after leaving the gay bar?
I can’t believe I blew 20 bucks in there. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo,” keeping the structure and surprise of the original: Joke Poo: What Did the Gardener Say…
A businessman calls up and asks the housekeeper if he can talk to his wife.
"Señor, it breaks my heart to have to tell you this, but your wife is right now engaged in making passionate love with your best friend." "What?! They're doing what?! Listen, I…
Pet Fish!
A man with two buckets of fish was leaving Galveston beach when a game warden stopped him. The warden asked, "Do you have a license to catch those fish?" The man replied,…
An old lighthouse keeper was nearing retirement and decided to hire a younger man to take over for him when the time came.
He invited the young man for a tour of the structure, a tall building sitting on an isolated island miles away from shore. The voyage to the lighthouse was a rough one…
The shipwrecked Jew.
[Note: this joke is about a Jewish guy because I'm Jewish myself, but you can just about stick someone of any religion here and adapt it slightly]. An observant Jew is washed…
My wife and I used to have a fantastic sex life.
Then we met. Original Joke: My wife and I used to have a fantastic sex life. Then we met. Joke Poo: My Credit Score My credit score and I used to have…
A farmer has been farting a lot.
He's been to several doctors, but none of them know what's wrong. Desperate, he reaches out to the local priest. He says, "Father, I don't believe in this religious mumbo jumbo, but…
What do you get Xena, Warrior Princess, for her birthday?
An Amazon gift card. Joke Poo: Title: What do you get a constipated mathematician? Punchline: Number Two. Alright, let’s dissect this comedic offering! Joke Breakdown: Setup: “What do you get Xena, Warrior…
I identify as a moving object.
I go by— Okay, here’s a “Joke Poo” version of your “I identify as a moving object” joke, keeping the spirit of the original but with a twist: Title: Joke Poo –…