Because a battery charge would get them deported. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” riffing on the original, titled “Joke Poo: Tech Support Woes”: Joke Poo: Tech Support Woes Why…
Have you watched Tubi? Every night it’s the same question: Tubi?
Or not Tubi? Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version: Joke Poo: Have You Fed It? Have you walked past the cat’s bowl today? Every day it’s the same philosophical quandary: Fill? …Or…
What happens when you put a plus sign, on a dress?
It becomes an address. Joke Poo: What happens when you give a map, to a plumber? It becomes an indoor us. Alright, let’s break down this joke! Deconstruction: Setup: “What happens when…
Why does…
All scented candles smell like burnt nose hairs? Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” take on that, keeping a similar structure and aiming for a surprising, slightly absurd twist: Joke Poo: Why does……
A man & his wife are flying…
A man & his wife are flying in a 4-engine jumbo jet to vacation in the Bahamas. Soon after they depart the captain comes on the intercom and says "Good day ladies…
My girlfriend dumped me after I told her I was going out to get my pole tugged.
She hates fishing. Okay, here’s a joke riffing on the fishing joke, aiming for a similar structure and twist, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo: My Doctor Frowned My doctor frowned after I…
What did the librarian say to the accountant, who was yelling at her to pay him for his services?
"Shhhhh! Use your in-voice!" Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo,” riffing on the original: Joke Poo: The Plumber’s Protest What did the opera singer say to the plumber, who was…
I have an inferiority complex.
But it’s not a very good one. Original Joke: I have an inferiority complex. But it’s not a very good one. Joke Poo: Joke About Crappy Time Management I have a chronic…
A guy in a fancy restaurant starts throwing up
The waiter comes running to the table, asking what's wrong, but the customer, still gasping for air, just points at the large soup bowl on the table, and waves his hand as…
Give a man a parachute
And he'll fly for a day. Push him out of a plane and he'll fly for the rest of his life Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of the…