… because of the "Thou shalt not kill" thing. He's standing at the front desk before a bespectacled demon with a huge ledger. The demon runs a finger down the list, finds…
This kid knows how to play the long game.
A young boy walks into a barber shop, and the barber whispers to his customer: "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch this." The barber puts a dollar bill in…
A cop pulls over a vehicle on the freeway. There are three little old ladies in the car.
“Why were you driving only 20 miles per hour?” he asks the driver. “I was just going the posted speed limit!” She points to a sign up ahead. The officer corrects her….
Everybody know what the Big Apple is…
But but nobody knows what the Minneapolis Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your “Big Apple/Minneapolis” setup, trying to keep a similar structure and twist: Joke Poo: Everybody…
Why do pro bull riders only last 8 seconds in the bedroom?
Because, any ride over 8 seconds counts. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the bull rider joke, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo: Why do software developers only last…
Politician dies and gets to chose between Heaven and Hell (it’s not that one)
Politician dies and is given the choice between going to Heaven or Hell, but first he is given a tour of both places. The tour of Heaven goes as expected, it's all…
I visited a temple the other day, and the head monk told me “These men have all taken a supreme vow of celibacy”
"Like their fathers, and their fathers before them" Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo,” riffing on the celibacy joke. Title: Joke Poo: The Genetics Lab I visited a genetics lab…
A Jewish man in 1930 sees his friend reading a well-known Nazi newspaper.
Incredulous, he asks "What are you doing reading that garbage??" "Well," his friend replied. "Look at our city's Jewish newspaper. One article speaks about a pogrom, the next about rising antisemitism, the…
I invited a bunch of clowns with IBS to the party.
"Why?" My friend asked "For the shits and giggles" Joke Poo: I Hired a Team of Linguists Obsessed with Punctuation for My Novel “Why?” My editor asked, concerned. “For the commas and…
My son was just born, and another dad at the nursery, congratulated me, and said his daughter was born yesterday said maybe they’ll marry each other someday.
Sure, only if my son is into marrying someone twice his age…yeah right! Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” version of your joke, titled… well, titled “Joke Poo.” Joke Poo My dog just…