From a catalog Okay, here’s my “Joke Poo” take on the Michael Jackson joke, titled “Joke Poo”: Joke Poo: How did a Cautious Chef Season His Soup? From a recipe, he measured…
Father John and Blossom
I've had this one for a couple decades now. I think it still works. A newly ordained priest was assigned to a quaint little town and he arrived on a nice sunny…
If you can raed tijs whit no porlqebm, sit baecaus yuor ujst taht sarmt.
yro’ue ! Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo,” inspired by the scrambled text joke: Original Joke (implied): The humor comes from the reader being able to understand scrambled text, implying…
Say what you will about the South, but….
nobody ever retires and moves up North. Okay, here’s my attempt, titled “Joke Poo,” riffing on the original joke: Joke Poo: Say what you will about space exploration, but… …nobody ever successfully…
Married couple
discussing erectile disfunction with a surgeon. "Well medication is not helping so we would have to operate. You have 3 options" "We can do reconstruction of your pubococcygeus muscle. Level 1 surgery…
My friend was in a horrific accident and lost the entire left side of his body.
Amazingly, he says he’s all right. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo,” riffing on the original, titled “Toilet Humor”: Title: Toilet Humor My plumber was working on a truly disgusting…
What’s your greatest need?
The president of Slobbovia was running for re-election and held a rally in the small town of Hicknia. He yelled to the crowd, "I am here for you! What is your greatest…
My dad used to save rolls of quarters. One time I asked him why.
He said the only constant in life is change. Joke Poo: Title: My Dog’s Stash My dog used to bury bone-shaped dog biscuits all over the yard. One day, I asked him…
Two fish are in a tank…
One turns to the other, "How long do you think this war's gonna last? We've been trudging along the seabed in this damn thing for way too long." "Not much longer I…
What do you get when 5 fish are divided by 2?
Tuna half. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version: Joke Poo: Silicon Calculation What do you get when you divide 8 silicon wafers by 2? …Semi-conductors. Alright, let’s break down…