But the women aren’t too happy with Viagra’s new slogan, "Maybe It’s You." Joke Poo: Tampon Ads For the first time, Trojan is now targeting women with their new tampon ads. But…
A Man Chooses A Religion
Apologies if rough, this is a joke in progress A man has decided to become religious, but is unsure of what religion to choose. So, he calls up three local religious leaders…
My GGGrandmas joke
So back in the day my great great grandmother worked at one of the small towns being settled out on the Great lakes, back then they'd get shipments of food and other…
My Old Calculator
I had an old calculator. My dad’s dad got through high school with it, my father used it in college, I used it as a freshman in college. The thing was ancient;…
If anal sex were an Olympic sport, I would definitely win the silver medal.
I always end up coming in number 2. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your original: Joke Poo: Competitive Naptime If competitive napping were an Olympic sport, I’d…
The cost of doing business.
One warm day, a stockbroker was on his way to a meeting when he saw a young girl selling lemonade by the side of the road. He pulled over and got out…
I had to apologise to the old lady across the street for accidentally flashing my willy at her….
She said don’t worry, it’s no biggie. Joke Poo: The Parrot’s Apology I had to apologize to the pet shop owner for my parrot accidentally mimicking a construction worker all day… He…
My twist on a classic
I just spent a million dollars on a limousine-carried shipment of classic French impressionist paintings, but apparently it doesn’t include a driver Now I have all this Monet and nothing to chauffeur…
My roommate said, “You like the Chicago Bears? I pegged you as a Packers fan.”
I suddenly had a traumatic flashback to the night she stood in the doorway wearing nothing but a cheesehead hat and a strap-on. Joke Poo: My Colleague Said My colleague said, "You…
The Billionaires are producing TV shows based on their favorite childhood books…
Jeff Bezos loved Wheel of Time, so he made it happen. Bob Iger loves Catch-22, so he made it happen. Tim Cook loved Foundation, so he made it happen. Elon Musk loved…