She told me she’d prefer it if I won silver. Apparently she’d prefer it if I came second for a change …. Joke Poo: The Bake-Off Bluff I told my husband that…
I told my wife that if sex was an Olympic sport I’d win a Gold medal..
In the singles division.. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your original joke, titled "Joke Poo": Title: Joke Poo I told my dog that if begging for food…
A man goes to a shrink and says, “Doctor, my wife is unfaithful to me.
Every evening, she goes to the bar and picks up men. In fact, she sleeps with anybody who asks her! I’m going crazy. What do you think I should do?” “Relax,” says…
I once dated a girl who got arrested for scamming guys out of money on Instagram. I was so shocked.
I can’t believe she was talking to other guys. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" titled "Catfish Confessions" based on your original joke: Catfish Confessions I once befriended a celebrity…
Why did the duck cross the road?
Because he wasn't a chicken Original Joke: Why did the duck cross the road? Because he wasn’t a chicken. Joke Poo: Why Did The Salmon Cross the Stream? Why did the salmon…
I set my cruise control exactly how my grandpa likes it.
Pegged at 80. Okay, I understand the goal. Here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your original cruise control joke: Joke Poo: Toilet Training Technology I programmed my smart toilet…
I was driving behind a cereal truck when it lost its cargo
My car was Totalled. Okay, here’s a joke inspired by the original, playing with the same setup-punchline structure and a pun: Title: Joke Poo I was walking behind a dog groomer’s van…
What do you get when you mix human DNA with Orca DNA?
You get kicked out of SeaWorld Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" riffing on the original: Joke Poo: The Compost Heap What do you get when you mix a Michelin-star…
Drunk Neighbour
Last night, my next-door neighbor came home drunk and banged on his own door for 5 minutes. The problem is… he lives alone. So I went outside and told him he wasn’t…
The other day this guy cut me off in traffic.
As he passed he flipped me the bird, and yelled out the window. "I fucked your mom last night." . . . My dad can be a real asshole sometimes. Joke Poo:…