Three big-ole dinosaurs are racing across the desert when they stumble upon a magic lamp. Upon activating it a genie poofs into existence before them. "I have three wishes, and there are…
What do you say when you discover your girlfriend Shirley dresses up in medieval clothes and works at the Renaissance fair?
Shirley! You jest? Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” of the Shirley joke, titled “Maisy’s Modifiers”: Title: Maisy’s Modifiers What do you say when you find out your friend Maisy…
The propellers in airplanes are actually just for keeping the pilots cool.
You can clearly see the pilots start to sweat when they fall off. Joke Poo: Server Reboot The blinking lights on a server rack are actually just to keep the sysadmins calm….
A traffic cop is standing by the road.
He sees a new Jaguar speeding and pulls it over. To his complete surprise, the driver is a homeless guy. The cop checks the registration, and sure enough, the car legally belongs…
I got my first cock ring.
Its 25' in diameter and holds 10 chickens. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your provided joke: Joke Poo: My First Wedding Band I finally got my first…
Three people were debating what training God had when designing the human body
The first said, "well, God obviously trained as an artist, because the human form is a masterpiece." The second said, "no, God must have trained as a plumber, because the circulatory system…
My doctor told me not to eat anything fatty.
I told him: “that’s impossible. I love burgers too much.” He replied: “you misheard me. I said don’t eat anything, fatty.” Joke Poo: My Yoga Instructor My yoga instructor told me to…
A farmer stopped by the local mechanic’s shop to have his truck fixed.
They thought it might have something to do with the transmission, so they couldn’t repair it while he waited. He told the mechanics that he didn’t live far and would just walk…
Daddy shark is teaching baby shark how to hunt
Daddy Shark: So, after you reach the shore, you pick your prey. They’re usually the ones swimming close to the beach in colorful swimwears. Baby Shark: Got it! Then I jump them?…
At school, Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, “I know the whole truth.”
Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. He goes home, and as he is greeted by his mother, he says, “I know the whole truth.” His mother quickly hands…