It had its prose and cons. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your original: Joke Poo: Code Brown I once managed the IT department for a daycare… It…
I just came up with a new business idea!
Renting out equipment for safe autoerotic asphyxiation. I'm calling it AirBRB! Joke Poo: I just came up with a new service for gardeners! Renting out trained, miniature badgers to safely and efficiently…
If Americans smile
Does that mean that the rest of the world skilometer? Okay, here’s the original joke, followed by my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version, titled accordingly: Original Joke: If Americans smile, does…
Why are there no cats on Mars?
Because Curiosity is there! Joke Poo: Original Joke: Why are there no cats on Mars? Because Curiosity is there! Joke Poo Title: Why are there no toilets in space? New Joke: Why…
I saw a frog on a log, and I couldn’t look away
It was ribbiting. Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version of that joke: Joke Poo: Number Two I found a deuce behind the spruce, and I couldn’t believe my eyes. It was a…
The mayor wanted to get more townspeople to attend the city council meetings.
One council member suggested bringing in a hypnotist to do a show for everyone. They thought it was a great idea. A few weeks later, the town hall was packed, and the…
Good news! I just received notification of my new job at the post office.
I start last week! Joke Poo: I.T. Support Good news! I just got the notification that I’m starting my new I.T. support job. I started last year! Alright, let’s break down this…
i got arrested today for walking out of a museum with a painting
i was so confused because earlier i asked security if i could take a picture and he said yes Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version of that joke, titled "Dog Park Dilemma":…
Whats the difference between God and a surgeon?
God doesn't think he's a surgeon Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on the "God and a Surgeon" joke, titled "Joke Poo: The Comedian and the AI": Joke Poo:…
I am dating a teacher of English who keeps correcting me during sex
She particularly dislikes my improper use of the colon. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo," riffing on the original: Joke Poo: The Data Analyst I’m seeing a data analyst, and…