I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he’s 92). We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching…
I was in the waiting room for my psychiatrist, chatting with the woman next to me. She goes, “Ugh, this heat is killing me! And it’s my first week as a dog walker.”
I leaned back like…how the hell does this crazy bitch know my name is Walker?? Joke Poo: Title: Mistaken Identity Crisis I was at the DMV, waiting for my number to be…
How Many Marxists Does it Take to Screw in a Lightbulb?
None, the lightbulb contains within itself the seeds of its own revolution. Joke Poo: How Many Cats Does it Take to Change a Litter Box? None. The litter box already contains the…
A sticky situation.
A newlywed couple had just finished having sex one evening in their home. Both happy, the woman told her husband she would be right back and went to the bathroom to freshen…
Women are like eggs…
Best not to keep them in the fridge Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version of the egg joke: Joke Poo: Politicians are Like Compost Politicians are like compost… Best to spread them…
How does an ancient Mesopotamian write reports?
He sumerizes Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version, riffing on your Mesopotamian joke: Joke Poo: Why did the plumber become a politician? Because he knew how to deal with a lot of……
I came back home from work one day, and was greeted by my wife wearing sexy lingerie. She handed me some lacy ties, and said in a low erotic voice: “Tie me up to bed, and do whatever you want.”
So I did… and went golfing. Joke Poo: The Bake-Off I came back home from filming Great British Bake Off one day, and was greeted by Prue Leith wearing a sequined jumpsuit….
A white supremacist musician is tasked with determining the rules to a marathon to take place in a biodome on the moon and thinks it should be separated by skin color
But he decides to be open minded and review the files of each person entered to determine their placement. In other words… A racist bassist bases race-based space base races on a…
My friend’s a taxi driver
One time when I missed the bus to work, he drove me there. When we arrived, he charged me the regular price. "Oh, I thought you're just doing me a favor?" "No,…
Sometimes I like to masterbate to fictional characters I think should get together…
I call it shipping and handling. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on the original, titled "Joke Poo": Joke Poo: Competitive Gardening Sometimes I like to aggressively fertilize my…