To minimise casual tees. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your original: Joke Poo: Why did the kindergarten teacher ban all crayons with labels? To minimise casual names….
I dropped a couple shirts off at my local laundromat, the clerk said “come again!”
I said "no, this time it's toothpaste." Joke Poo: At the Pet Store I dropped off my dog at the local dog groomer, and the clerk said, "He looks a little rough…
I pulled down my pants and said, “Here, here it is.”
My interviewer looked horrified and said, "I meant your weakest point… metaphorically." Title: Joke Poo I pulled out my recipe book and said, "Here, here it is." My dinner guest stared at…
An Icelander asks another: “How was your summer?”
"Terrible, I was sick that day." Joke Poo: The Data Scientist A data scientist asks another: "How accurate was your model?" "Horrible. It was right once." Okay, let’s break down this joke:…
Bob walks into the men’s bathroom at work and sees Phil, from Sales masturbating in the corner……
Before Bob can even say a word, the Boss walks in and yells: "Phil….What the hell do you think you're doing?!" "Hey Boss… It's just Physical Therapy my Dr. prescribed….gotta move my…
Today (27 June) was the birthday of Helen Keller, and is celebrated annually as Helen Keller Day.
I just wanted to make sure you all knew – I haven't seen or heard much about it. Okay, here’s a joke inspired by the Helen Keller joke, titled "Joke Poo," attempting…
Lorde is marketing her new album by showing off her vulva.
I won't lie: It's a pretty cunning stunt. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on the Lorde joke: Joke Poo: Elon Musk is unveiling the new Tesla CyberToilet by…
A Duck walks into a pub..
He hops on to the bar stool and says to the bartender “Pint please mate!” The barman looks at him in utter shock. “But you’re a duck how are you tal..” The…
So a gorilla walks into a bar …
He sits down and orders a beer. The bartender pours him a pint, and says, "That'll be $10." The gorilla pays, and starts drinking. The bartender says, "You know, we don't get…
A Russian walks into a bar and orders 3 double vodkas
The bartender asks, "What's wrong?" "My son started wearing an I Stand With Putin t-shirt. Since then, he's been beaten, spat at, and had bottles thrown at him several times." The bartender…