They don't want to admit that a piece of meat can make them happy Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" inspired by the vegan sex joke, titled "Joke Poo": Title:…
From an elderly ladies friend group.
A doctor had a row with his wife over breakfast and his parting shots before going to the surgery was "and you’re no good in bed." After an hour or so at…
I saw a dog driving a car
I was going to call the police, but then I saw him signal before turning. I didn't even know that was possible in a BMW Joke Poo: I saw a squirrel operating…
Little Tummy!
Little Timmy is always being teased by the neighborhood boys for being “stupid.” Their favorite joke is to offer Timmy a choice between a nickel and a dime. Timmy always takes the…
All the women i ever hooked up with told me i belonged in the Guinness book of world records
For causing the most amount of disappointment in the least amount of time Okay, here’s a new joke based on your template, titled "Joke Poo": Joke Poo All the dogs I’ve ever…
Cemetery signs
On a moonlit night, a young couple entered a cemetery and shed their clothes for some fun. Soon after they were interrupted by a guard who yelled, “Didn’t you see the sign…
When Martin returned from a business vacation
He developed an itch in his pecker, a few days later the itching intensified and his pecker started turning purple. concerned about it he admitted to his doctor that he had been…
“Doc, you’ve got to help me! …
"… I'm 94 years old. I just married a gorgeous 28-year-old lingerie model. She's a great cook. She keeps the house spotless. She only ever says nice things to me. And every…
Every dentist I have been to has been super bigoted
They keep telling me that my teeth need to be straight and white Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version of the dentist joke, titled "The Landscaper’s Complaint": Joke Poo:…
My girlfriend’s dad is mad because I took her virginity.
I called him and said, "It won't happen again!" Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on that premise, titled: Joke Poo: My Colleague’s Keyboard My colleague is furious because…