I whisper as I do my budget for the month Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your original: Joke Poo: Sticky Situation "Damn, this is so firm…" I…
Did you hear that Lorraina Bobbitt died in a car accident?
Some dick cut her off Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on the Lorraina Bobbitt joke, retitled and hopefully carrying a similar (albeit dark) comedic energy: Joke Poo: The…
Last night, I had a dream that I was swimming in an ocean full of orange soda.
But when I woke up, I realized it was just a Fanta sea Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your example: Joke Poo: Last Night’s Dumpster Dive Last…
I just landed a part in an adult movie, and the leading lady is a real hottie!
I just have one line: "Bye, honey, I'm off to work now." Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version, titled "The Code Audit": Joke Poo: The Code Audit I just…
I was digging in the backyard and I found gold. I ran inside to tell my wife
But then I remembered why I was digging in the first place Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: The Cat Litter Edition I was scooping the cat litter box and I found…
An older couple consult with a family doctor about their sex life
They ask the doctor if they can have sex in front of him, and see if there is anything wrong with their health or their performance. The old couple make love, in…
Lady with 3 vaginas
A lady visits her doctor and is asked to sit on his table and explain to him what the problem seems to be. The doctor is shocked when instead of just telling…
A man walks into a bar…
The bartender asks "Why the long face?" The man replies "I just found out my wife is sleeping with another man. I've decided I'm going to drink myself to death." The bartender…
What did Tarzan say when he saw an elephant coming over the hill?
He said "Here comes an elephant over the hill. What did he say when he saw an elephant wearing sunglasses coming over the hill? Nothing. He didn't recognize him. Joke Poo: The…
Drama on a southbound train
On a southbound train a few weeks after the Civil War had ended, a pretty young lady quickly stood up and found another seat next to a Confederate soldier returning home. “That…