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I talked to a Saudi Arabian dude today that hadn’t heard about the war…

Posted on June 25, 2025 by Joke Poo

The guy must be living under Iraq. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your original: Joke Poo: The AI’s Database I chatted with an AI today that didn’t…

Maid to Order

Posted on June 25, 2025 by Joke Poo

Around the beginning of the 20th century, a society lady runs into the employment office one day and demands a maid "immediately". It seems she's having a dinner party that night and…

Where does the Devil buy his steaks?

Posted on June 25, 2025 by Joke Poo

In the deli of the beast Joke Poo: Where does a dog filmmaker get his close-up shots? In the tail of the beast. Okay, let’s break down this devilishly delicious joke: Original…

A homeless man finds an old lunchbox thermos in an alley, and a genie was somehow inside of it

Posted on June 25, 2025 by Joke Poo

The genie says that he can grant the man three wishes that are within his power. The man wishes for immortality, and the genie says it's beyond his power. So the man…

Why do ducks have feathers on their tails?

Posted on June 25, 2025 by Joke Poo

To cover their butt quacks Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" riffing on the duck joke: Joke Poo: Why do skunks wear tiny sombreros? To cover their butt ‘o-dor! Alright,…

I just burned 3,000 calories

Posted on June 25, 2025 by Joke Poo

Never taking a nap with the brownies in the oven again… Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version of the brownie joke, titled "Joke Poo": Joke Poo: Potty Training Problems I just used…

I got a letter of apology that was a series of dots and dashes.

Posted on June 25, 2025 by Joke Poo

Turns out it was written in remorse code. Joke Poo: Title: Joke Poo: The Aroma of Regret I received a passive-aggressive email from my landlord. It was just a series of scented…

Chronic masturbators must hate golf.

Posted on June 25, 2025 by Joke Poo

Their score is better the less strokes they take. Joke Poo: Chronic Nappers Chronic nappers must hate competitive hot dog eating. Their ranking is better the less wieners they take. Alright, let’s…

What do you get when you cross human DNA with goat DNA ?

Posted on June 25, 2025 by Joke Poo

Kicked out of the petting zoo Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your original: Joke Poo: What do you get when you cross a sourdough starter with a…

A Stoner finds a dirty old lantern and gives is a rub when suddenly a Genie appears out of the lantern.

Posted on June 25, 2025 by Joke Poo

The Stoner is surprised when the Genie thanks him for releasing him and says “I can grant you three wishes, what is your first wish”. The Stoner says “I wish me and…

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Todays SH1T Jokes

  • Good reads
  • A woman complained to her friend that she had a sore throat.
  • Jesus, Moses and an old guy are playing golf
  • A woman goes to the doctor looking fantastic: hair and makeup done by a professional, Gucci heels, Versace dress and a Prada purse.
  • Capital Cities
  • Two cowboys.
  • What do you call a termite/mantis hybrid?
  • I left a bottle of tequila in my Ford Focus…
  • Chapter and Verse
  • I just lost a vegan friend due to a recipe typo.
  • A balding white haired man walks into a jewelry store with a beautiful much younger woman by his side
  • A man and his wife die and meet St Peter at the pearly gates
  • A farmer buys a new young rooster when his old rooster can’t “perform” anymore.
  • “Bear with me”
  • What’s the difference between a bull and a band that plays at weddings?
  • “Are you taking any medications?”
  • Training Day At The Gas Station
  • How many fruit flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  • So, a friend told me about a horror movie where if you get a phone call and don’t answer it, you die.
  • A young reporter went to a retirement home
  • A woman calls the cops about her neighbour.
  • My wife walks out of the shower, winks at me and says, “Honey, I shaved myself down there. Do you know what that means?”
  • Due to a recent surge in mining activities, the logistical network has been overwhelmed in my area.
  • Which movie actor also knows how to code?
  • Bridget Jones is to be celebrated with a new 200kg statue in London’s Leicester Square…
  • The legend of Uncle Marvo (the master of lightning wit, backchat and repartee)
  • Just watching Alien vs Predator…
  • Did you hear about the clown that caused a blackout?
  • Ever since my girlfriend got pregnant a lot has changed in my life
  • Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs visit the Vatican for a blessing.
  • Nowadays pennies taste horrible. Back in the day they used to taste almost like toothpaste to me…
  • A radiator is essentially a vital organ to a car, so it’s kinda weird that the town in the movie Cars is called “Radiator Springs”
  • How is Michael Jackson like Caviar?
  • I made a helpful suggestion about my wife’s donation bag
  • As a person with epilepsy what do i call an Ambulance?
  • I got complimented on my parking today
  • NASA is launching a satellite to say sorry to the aliens.
  • A physicist is walking past a building…
  • A mistress is like a grenade.
  • Sorry Alliens
  • The Skinny Lumberjack
  • What’s the difference between a manly lesbian and a really short guy who works in the meat department?
  • I was thinking about having dinner at a family style restaurant by myself.
  • I made a helpful suggestion about my wife’s donation bag
  • A family goes on vacation to the beach in southern Mexico.
  • What’s a popular 60s pop duo with many Muslim?
  • A man adopts a stray dog.
  • An alcoholic read an article on the dangers of drinking alcohol and decided it was finally time to quit…
  • The wife is calling her husband at work.
  • Sue went to the cemetery every day to water the flowers on the grave of her late husband, Bob.

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