It was so hot out today, I saw two fire hydrants fighting over a dog. Okay, here’s a new joke riffing on the "Hot Out" joke, titled "Joke Poo": Joke Poo It…
Why did the woman use a gold diaphragm?
She wanted her man to come into money. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your original joke, maintaining a similar structure but with a different premise and punchline:…
How do you tell the difference between a chemist and a construction worker?
Ask them to pronounce "unionised". Okay, I’ll take the chemist/construction worker joke and give it a "Joke Poo" makeover. Title: Joke Poo – The Cloud Architect How do you tell the difference…
On a scale of 1 to 10 how poor are you?
I don't even have a scale. Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version, titled "Toilet Troubles": Toilet Troubles On a scale of 1 to 10, how clogged is your toilet? …I don’t even…
How Hot Is It?
Well, yesterday I saw a bird blow on a worm before he ate it! Joke Poo: How Wired Is It? Well, yesterday I saw a self-driving car stop at a charging station……
Two Jerks Die and Arrive at the Pearly Gates.
St Peter checks his notes and lets them know that the chances of their being let in are slim because of their extensive history of burglary, theft, and stealing. The guys plead…
My kid came home with tears in his eyes. I asked what’s wrong and he said, “Teacher says I have good reading ability, but not spelling ability.”
Kneeling down, I put my hand on his shoulder and said, “Don’t you worry, son…when you grow up, you’ll rarely have to spell ability.” Joke Poo: My Plant My fern drooped over,…
I lost the spelling bee last night in the last round when I couldn’t remember how to spell “Armageddon”.
Oh well, it's not the end of the world. Joke Poo: Title: Joke Poo I lost my job as a plumber yesterday. They fired me after I couldn’t remember how to spell…
I asked my brother if he would tell me the Greek word for “knowledge”
He said "No, sis," which wasn't very helpful. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version of your joke, titled "Code Comment": Code Comment I asked my coworker if he would…
Writing a joke about sex is hard;
not because the topic is overused, but because it's hard to type with one hand." Okay, here’s the joke: Joke Poo: Writing About Plumbing is Hard Writing about plumbing is hard; not…