I used to hide in my parents closet as a kid to jump out and scare the living crap outta my parents. So one day I was hiding in the closet and…
In the old west, a man working for a rancher showed up on his horse two days late for his first day of work.
The ranch owner was furious, and told the man he was supposed to arrive on Monday. The man looked confused and said "I thought I did!", and the rancher yells at him…
What does Porky Pig use to wipe?
A bidet. A bidet. A bidet. That’s all, folks! Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version: Joke Poo: What does Winnie the Pooh use to wipe his bum? A honeypot. A honeypot. A…
Doctor: “You have diabetes”
Patient: “Yeah, it runs in my family” Doctor: “No, nobody runs in your family” Joke Poo: Gardener’s Dilemma Gardener: "My tomatoes are thriving, must be good soil!" Botanist: "No, it’s probably just…
A Pharoah asks his three priests to build him a tomb.
Each priest consults three stonemasons. Each stonemason hires three overseers. Each overseer enlists three laborers. Sounds like a pyramid scheme to me… Joke Poo: A CEO asks his three VPs to implement…
Penguins produce an oil that helps their feathers retain heat. So you see…
….. the oily bird gets the warm! Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" based on your penguin joke: Title: Joke Poo – The Worm Turns Earthworms are vital for soil health because they…
A Man Is Up In Court, Charged With Assaulting His Best Friend With A Hammer
As the judge reads out the details of the case, a voice from the back of the court shouts out ‘You lousy bastard!’ The judge calls for order and goes on to…
Started dating a girl I met online. I thought she might be the one.
But after looking through her wardrobe, and finding a nurse's outfit, a French maid's outfit, and a police woman's uniform, I finally decided – if she can't hold down a job, she's…
A Scotsman Walks Into A Bar While On Holiday In Canada
And he says to the barman ‘What is that thing there that you’ve got hanging from the wall?’ And the Canadian behind the bar says ‘That right there sir, is our prized…
A man with two black eyes walks into a bar
And asks the bartender for a strong drink. As he's making the drink, the bartender asks the man what happened. "It was my wife's birthday yesterday, and I told her I bought…