I told him I don't believe in Astrology. Joke Poo: The Plumber’s Diagnosis The plumber told me "Roots are in your main line." I told him I don’t believe in gardening. Alright,…
Snake 1: Are we venomous?
Snake 2: No, why do you ask? Snake 1: Oh, what a relief. I just bit my tongue. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version of the snake joke, titled…
I only own 2 types of clothes. I wear my gym clothes when I exercise. For formal occassions
I wear my James clothes. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your joke, titled appropriately: Joke Poo: Dog Poo I only have two kinds of dog bags. I…
What’s an F-150 and hitting on my brother’s ex wife have in common?
They’d both be half-ton pick ups. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your original: Title: Joke Poo – Data Dump What do a poorly secured corporate server and…
Economy of Words
Man approaches widow at a funeral: “Do you mind if I say a word” Widow: “by all means, please do” Man: “Bargain” Widow: “Thank you. That means a great deal” Joke Poo:…
Lottery
A man asked his wife: "What would you do if I won the lottery?" She replied: "I'd take half and leave you". "Great" he said, "I won $12, here is $6. Bye!"…
Little Johnny took a child to the barber shop.
He got his own hair cut, then told the barber, “You cut the kid’s hair—I’m just going to buy some vegetables.” The barber gave the child a haircut, but Little Johnny never…
An man from Alabama, his sister, his mother and his wife walk into a bar.
Both of them order a beer. Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" take on the original: Joke Poo: The Potluck Predicament An AI chatbot, its training dataset, its sentiment analysis module, and its…
My wife is brilliant. She never says no to a shag, has great tits and even swallows.
But I have to say, her bird collecting has gone far enough Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on the provided joke, titled "Doggy Dilemma": Title: Doggy Dilemma My…
During a massive heatwave, an amusement park decided to have a “Beat the Heat” event
The organizers invited all of the local food trucks and restaurants to come and serve speciality cold drinks. So, on one particularly hot day, a dad takes his son to see what…