Daddy Shark: So, after you reach the shore, you pick your prey. They’re usually the ones swimming close to the beach in colorful swimwears. Baby Shark: Got it! Then I jump them?…
At school, Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, “I know the whole truth.”
Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. He goes home, and as he is greeted by his mother, he says, “I know the whole truth.” His mother quickly hands…
What was Schrödinger’s favorite novel?
The Tale of Two Cities, because it was simultaneously the best of times and the worst of times. Joke Poo: What was Pavlov’s favorite TV show? The Golden Girls, because it reliably…
They really need to ban Microsoft Excel in the workplace.
Every single spreadsheet contains C4 and an AK47 Okay, here’s a new joke titled “Joke Poo” inspired by your Microsoft Excel joke: Joke Poo: They really need to audit public restrooms more…
What’s the difference between a fed worker and a hooker?
Hookers get paid on time and are laid 'on'. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of the joke: Joke Poo: What’s the difference between a programmer and a plumber?…
How dose the Fantasy subterranean Railway keep its trains on schedule.
With a Metro-gnome Joke Poo: How does the Necromantic Sanitation Department keep its undead cleanup crew motivated? With a Morale-ghoul! Alright, let’s dissect this subterranean silliness! Analysis of the Original Joke: Setup:…
A thought about Jehovah’s Witnesses and Halloween.
So, Jehovah's Witnesses don't celebrate Halloween. I guess they don't appreciate random people coming to their door. Joke Poo: The Accountant’s Nightmare So, Accountants don’t celebrate April Fool’s Day. I guess they…
My grandma said the secret to happiness was to start each day with a clean slate. She did it better than anyone I know
Mostly because of the dementia. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your grandma joke, titled “Joke Poo: Erasure”: Joke Poo: Erasure My professor said the secret to success…
What do you call a porn movie about Emperor Palpatine?
In-Sidious. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your Palpatine pun: Joke Poo: What do you call a YouTube tutorial about changing diapers? In-continent. Alright, let’s dissect this “In-Sidious”…
Gandhi, as we know, walked barefoot most of his life, which produced large callouses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him frail. His odd diet also gave him very bad breath.
This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the Gandhi joke: Joke Poo: Professor Plum’s Predicament Professor Plum, known…