"Give me a sentence about a public servant," said a teacher. The small boy wrote: "The fireman came down the ladder pregnant." The teacher took the lad aside to correct him. "Don't…
How did 50 Cent got his stage name?
Somebody said to him "be the change you wish to see in the world." Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version of that joke, playing with the same idea of literal misinterpretation and…
Me: I bought a gun because of a bird phobia.
Me: I bought a gun because of a bird phobia. Therapist: You might be getting carried away. Me: (firing into the ceiling) not without a fight. Okay, here’s my attempt at a…
A couple who were big spenders had always dreamed
of a vacation in Hawaii but had never managed to save up enough money. Then one day they came up with an idea – each time they had sex, they would put…
There was a vampire who went to medical school and became an ear, nose and throat specialist.
He was pretty good at the first two but kind of sucked at the last one. Joke Poo: There was a group of particularly ambitious dung beetles who all decided to attend…
What are your dogs’ names?
Me: "Calvin and Klein." "Isn't that a brand of underwear?" Me: "Exactly, they're boxers." Joke Poo: What Does Your Garden Grow? What are your plants’ names? Me: "Diesel and Unleaded." "Isn’t that…
A prostitute was working late at night when she spotted a nervous looking man approaching her
He was a young looking man, dressed in business casual attire and shaking a bit. Still, the woman smiled at him. "Hey baby," she said as he approached her, "you look a…
Camping with my girlfriend and two of her friends in the desert, I was letting my imagination run wild.
My girlfriend could see the look in my eyes and asked what I was thinking. I said, "I can see us in a Ménage à trois with your friend." To which ny…
3 men with different addictions died on the same day.
In heaven, Saint Peter asked what each person's vice was. Joe said "My vice was eating everything I saw!" The saint said: "You will spend 1000 years trapped in a room in…
Doctor: Well, it looks like you’re pregnant.
Woman: Oh my God, I’m pregnant?! Doctor: No, it just looks like you are. Okay, here’s my attempt, riffing on the pregnant woman joke: Joke Poo: Plumber’s Prognosis Plumber: Well, it looks…