I refused to work on sundaes. Okay, here’s a new joke based on your original, titled "Joke Poo": Joke Poo: Lost My Gig at the Compost Heap I got fired from the…
Last night, a storm blew off 1/4 of my roof.
Oof. Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version, inspired by your roof joke: Joke Poo: Last Night’s Diet Last night, a plate of questionable street tacos blew right through my gut. Oof. Okay,…
My friend asked me how i got all my karma
I simply replied its a "piece of cake" Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your provided joke, titled "Potty Trained Poo": Original Joke: My friend asked me how…
What did the chicken say to the amateur smut artist?
A doodle cock'll do. Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: What did the garden gnome say to the amateur geologist? A little gneiss will do. Alright, let’s dissect this clucking good joke!…
I dated a girl who was a spore
She was kind of wild and had loose Morel’s Okay, here’s a "Joke Poo" version of your spore joke, aiming for a similar pun-based structure and surprising twist: Joke Poo: The Software…
Why are there No Idiots in Greece?
Because all of them moved along the Strait of Malacca! Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version: Joke Poo: Why is there no bad Coffee in Seattle? Because all of…
Two children were making the alphabet of disorders.
For letter A, they wrote autism. For B, they wrote bipolarity. They thought for a long time on the letter C, until one of them said: — I have a disorder that…
Pug life
I bought the wife a pug last week, and despite the bulging eyes, flat face and rolls of fat, the dog seems to like her. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke…
How many developers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. It's hardware, they don't touch it! Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version, riffing on the "developers and light bulbs" joke: Joke Poo: How Many Data Scientists Does It Take to Change…
Why did the sisters expel the nun from the convent?
She wouldn't change her dirty habits. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version of that nun joke, titled "Joke Poo": Title: Joke Poo Why did the plumber fire the apprentice…