Because there's no way a studio would greenlight Blazing Saddles 2 in 2025. Joke Poo: Why is Jeff Bezos launching a luxury space yacht in 2030? Because there’s no way the IRS…
Asked my cinephile friend what movie is best to go into completely blind.
He said, “None… you’ll want to be able to see them.” Joke Poo: Asked my Gardener Friend Asked my avid gardener friend what vegetable is best to grow starting from seed with…
Three men die and appear at the Pearly Gates
St. Peter says that before they can enter, they must describe the circumstances of their death. The first man says, I'm not proud of this but I was an insanely jealous man….
A young woman wearing a sleeveless dress walks into a pub.
She walks upto to a bunch of men sitting at the table and raises her arm revealing a hairy armpit and pointing at the men says,"Which one of you is going to…
I started dating this beautiful comedian. She made me laugh so much.
Even when I went down on her, she tasted funny. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo," riffing on the original joke while aiming for a similar comedic structure and surprise:…
What’s the difference between a drunk and a stoner?
A drunk will blow through a stop sign at 80 MPH. A stoner will wait for it to turn green! Joke Poo: What’s the difference between a coder and a gamer? A…
An adulteress stands weeping before a mob as they prepare to stone her to death.
Jesus then stands defiantly in front of the crowd and says “STOP. Let the one amongst you who has no sin cast the first stone.” The crowd falls still. Suddenly a rock…
Six retired Florida gentlemen were playing high stakes poker in a condo clubhouse.
During an especially high-stakes game, a member of the group, Ron, lost $5,000 on a single hand, clutched his chest and dropped dead at the table from a heart attack. Showing respect…
Why did the lettuce blush?
It saw the salad dressing Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version, titled "Accidental Fertilizer": Title: Accidental Fertilizer Why did the rose suddenly bloom overnight, despite the drought? … It mistook the puppy…
If you joke about Alexander The Great
I won't laugh cause I am not a historian. That doesn't mean the joke is bad but that the joke is only 356BC late. Okay, I need the original joke about Alexander…