Fetishine. Joke Poo: Title: What do you call a poorly trained canine psychic? Punchline: A medium rare dog whisperer. Alright, let’s analyze the "Fetishine" joke. Elements of the Original Joke: Setup: "What…
Mikael and Hans are walking through the countryside…
Mikael: points at a goat "Hans, look! A goat. I've never drunk milk from a goat!" Mikael starts drinking milk directly from the goat. Mikael: "Delicious!" Hans grabs the earring that the…
Three women convince their goofy husbands to go to clown college for a year.
The men go off, graduate, and return, and now the women are gossiping about it over tea. The first woman sets her tea down, sighs, and says, "It's horrible. Ever since my…
All my life I’ve wanted to *BE* somebody.
I just wish I could remember who it was. Joke Poo: All my life I’ve wanted to POO something. I just wish I could remember what it was. Alright, let’s analyze this…
Three Logicians Part Deux
Three logicians enter a bar. Yes, again. The bartender asks, "Would you all like something to drink?". The first logician replies, "No," and the bartender wanders off. "How rude," the first logician…
Why is intercourse with Paul Giamatti so uncomfortable?
Because he's in Sideways. Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version of the Paul Giamatti joke: Title: Joke Poo Why is doing taxes with Stephen King so terrifying? Because you’re signing on the…
Taxi driver, fresh on the scene, picks up his first passenger
The driver started to head to the location requested by the passenger. 10 whole minutes had passed with complete silence. The radio wasn't even turned on. A fitting comedown from the hectic…
I have an EpiPen
I have an EpiPen My friend gave it to me as he was dying… I still have it till this day It seemed very important to them for me to have it…
I asked my wife if she’d prefer to eat a goat-baby, a pig-baby or a matta-baby.
She asked; what’s a matta baby? Nothing, I said. What’s a matter with you, baby? Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version of that joke: Joke Poo: The AI Assistant…
Busdriver and Priest died. What happened next?
A busdriver and a priest die, coincidentally at the same moment, independent from each other. They arrive together at Heaven’s Door. St. Peter says: ‘okay guys, let me get your details’. After…