You've got another thing coming. Okay, here’s the original joke, for reference: To the person who hacked my Amazon account and changed my address to theirs. You’ve got another thing coming. And…
There was a Redheaded man, a Bald Man and a Blonde man working on the top of a cliff.
The Redheaded man said, "You know, every day it's the same sandwich my wife makes me. I'm so sick of it. If I have cheese in my sandwich tomorrow, I'll jump off…
Three drunk men were heading home from a bar.
Three drunk men were heading home from a bar. They hailed a taxi. The taxi driver, realizing they were all wasted, came up with a trick. He let them all get in…
A masochistic man fell for a sadistic woman
He loved her so much because every day she would haul off and punch him in the face. After 50 years of happiness, he contracted a fatal disease and was given two…
On a visit to his parents’ house, a young man
was asked by his mother to set the table for dinner. When he opened the refrigerator, he saw taped to the inside of the door a picture of a scantily-dressed, super slim…
Three vampire brothers hold a competition..
The first brother who is the strongest. "Watch this," he says, and takes off at nearly 100 miles per hour. Two minutes later, he returns, his mouth covered in blood. "What happened?!"…
One day a man was out fishing…
One day a man was out fishing, and hooked a really big fish. As he thought himself all alone he exclaimed “son of a bitch that’s a big fish!” However the man…
What has two butts and kills people ?
An assassin. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version of the assassin joke: Joke Poo: The Toilet Titan What has two bowls and wreaks havoc on plumbing systems? …A double-headed…
A man and his girlfriend died and go to heaven
A man and his girlfriend die in a car accident and meet Peter at the Pearly Gates. Peter says, "Welcome to Heaven, do you have any questions?" To which the man replies,…
My wife says I ruined her birthday.
Which is impossible! I didn't even know it was her birthday. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version, keeping the spirit of the original but twisting the elements: Joke Poo:…