Our dates were dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, dinner, BATMAN Joke Poo: Before the Gig Before I started managing him, I took the aspiring comedian on 8 open mics, and…
Three logicians enter a bar. The bartender asks them “Do y’all want something to drink?”
The first logician says "I'm not sure" The second logician says "I'm not sure" The third logician says "Yes." Joke Poo: Three Plumbers Enter a Sewage Treatment Plant Three plumbers enter a…
“Mom! Mommy! There’s a monster underneath my blanket!”
“Well, you’re the one who picked her up at a bar last night”. Okay, I’m ready to create a "Joke Poo" version of that joke. Original Joke: Mom! Mommy! There’s a monster…
Just got employed as a crane operator
It took a while, but I managed to work my way up Okay, here’s the original joke and my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version: Original Joke: Just got employed as a…
I’ve told my birds to attack people in south-east London.
Peckham Okay, here’s a Joke Poo version of the bird attack joke, titled "Joke Poo," designed to maintain a similar structure but with a different target and comedic element: Joke Poo I’ve…
The majority of the caloric intake in Blovaria is chicken.
It’s a staple of the Blovarian diet and deeply tied to the national culinary heritage. Tradition dictates that roosters cannot be eaten, only females. Most chicken dishes use a local searing technique…
What a nasty feeling…
…waking up from a nap and realizing you're still at work. Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version of that joke: Joke Poo: What a Cruddy Feeling… …going to the bathroom at a…
What do you call a group of people smoking weed?
A Joint Coalition Joke Poo: What do you call a group of plumbers working on a particularly nasty blockage? A Clogged Congress. Alright, let’s analyze this joke: Original Joke: Setup: What do…
Woke up into greatest blowjob in my entire life.
Next time I'll try to sleep with my mouth shut. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" version, titled "Surprise Delivery": Joke Poo: Surprise Delivery Woke up to the greatest pizza…
A group of guys and a girl were watching a baseball game.
The guys were impressed by her knowledge of the rules and eventually asked: “How come you know so much about baseball?” “Well,” she explained, “I used to be a man until I…