While putting on his latex gloves, he asked, "Do you know how they make these?" She said, "No." He replied, "There's a factory in Mexico where people of all hand sizes dip…
The only two white actors in Black Panther are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis who played Gollum.
They're the Tolkien white guys. Okay, here’s my attempt: Original Joke: The only two white actors in Black Panther are Martin Freeman, who played Bilbo Baggins, and Andy Serkis who played Gollum….
San Francisco, 1895. A man on the outskirts of town hires a cab driver to ride to the train station. No one wants to go that far, but one driver agrees.
“Fair warning,” the driver says, “my horse is old, and the road’s steep. You’ll need to push the cart, or she won’t make it uphill with all your luggage.” “Fine, I’ll push,”…
A wife leaned into her husband and purred, “Have you ever seen twenty dollars all crumpled up?”
The husband shook his head, “Nope.” She slowly unbuttoned her blouse, reached into her lace push-up bra, and pulled out a crumpled $20 bill. He grinned. “Nice trick.” Then she teased, “Ever…
I promised my son…
…I'd get him a new tablet for his birthday, due to his old one being really slow and with limited storage. After buying a new one though, I found out it was…
Jogger sees fire
A man out jogging notices that the local Catholic parish is on fire. He knocks on the rectory door and alerts the priest, who comes running out carrying the Eucharist. He continues…
A salesman, Computer engineer and a system programmer
travel to a customer. Suddenly they got a flat tyre on one of the wheels. They exited the car and started to discuss. The salesman: “it is only the lower part of…
General Secretary Khrushchev and President Nixon met and started boasting about the greatness of their countries.
Nixon said: “American medicine is so advanced that we have a pill which can bring the dead back to life.” Khrushchev replied: “Soviet sports are so advanced that a man can run…
An American walks into a bar & orders a beer
The bartender tells him : "20 dollars !" Guy is shocked – "20 ? yesterday it was only 2 dollars!" "Well, today it is 20 dollars." "But why 20, damn it?" Bar…
A farmer’s son joins reddit and finds the r/Jokes subreddit
"Father, father!" he says to the farmer, "This subreddit is amazing! It's full of so many good jokes, I wish I could be just as funny as all the redditors I've seen."…