The sun is shining, the road is clear, and he decides to see how fast it can go. When he reaches over 100mph, out of nowhere a cop car with flashing lights…
What was Marvin Gaye’s book repair service called?
Textual Healing Joke Poo: What was the name of the plumber who specialized in dealing with alien waste blockages? …Planetary Plunging. Okay, let’s break down this Marvin Gaye joke. Deconstruction: Setup: “What…
My doctor recommended a diet rich in pecans, almonds, pistachios, and similar foods.
He was disappointed when I gained 15 pounds in two months. How was I supposed to know that donuts didn't count?! Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the…
A non-sequitur walks into an airport…
A non-sequitur is taking a flight from Phoenix to Atlanta with a stopover in Dallas. He’s going for business, to ensure quality of the inventory in the Atlanta warehouse. On the day…
The IRS sends their auditor to audit a synagogue.
The auditor is doing all the checks, and then turns to the Rabbi and says, “I noticed that you buy a lot of candles.” “Yes,” answered the Rabbi. “Well, Rabbi, what do…
What do u call an escort that comes via uber eats?
A whorder Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your original: Title: Joke Poo: Galactic Grub What do you call a Jedi Master who delivers your space rations via…
Putting too many children together in a small space…
leads to the risk of causing a crèche Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the original: Original Joke: Putting too many children together in a small space leads…
Batman and Robin
So Batman says to Robin: "Great Scott, Robin! Catwoman's pregnant!" Robin's response: "Holey rubbers, Batman!?" Disclaimer: not an original from me; read it somewhere a long time ago. Joke Poo: Gandalf and…
Yo mama so fat
She ate her laptop because the website said it had cookies in it. Okay, here’s a joke in the style of a “Yo Mama” joke, altered to fit your guidelines and titled…
Did you hear …
.. about the constipated mathematician? He worked it out with a pencil. Joke Poo: Did you hear about…the Obsessive Baker? …He kneaded it out with his fists. Alright, let’s break down this…