In-Sidious. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on your Palpatine pun: Joke Poo: What do you call a YouTube tutorial about changing diapers? In-continent. Alright, let’s dissect this “In-Sidious”…
Gandhi, as we know, walked barefoot most of his life, which produced large callouses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him frail. His odd diet also gave him very bad breath.
This made him a super calloused fragile mystic hexed by halitosis Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” based on the Gandhi joke: Joke Poo: Professor Plum’s Predicament Professor Plum, known…
What do a witness and a carpenter have in common?
Answer: They both saw things. What do an eavesdropper and a sheepdog have in common? Answer: They both heard/heard you. Tried to post to r/riddles but the mods have had it under…
Giuseppe was the best fisherman in town,
always reeling in the biggest catch. One day, the new game warden hears about him and spots Giuseppe at the local coffee shop. They hit it off, and Giuseppe invites the warden…
My therapist told me I need to stop constantly asking for reassurance
but I don't do that, right? Original Joke: My therapist told me I need to stop constantly asking for reassurance, but I don’t do that, right? Joke Poo: The AI Assist My…
Major Kira Nerys might be considered a 6 on Risa
But she’s a DS9. Okay, here’s my attempt at a “Joke Poo” version of the Major Kira Nerys joke, aiming for a similar structure and twist: Joke Poo: Data’s Disappointment Q: Lore…
I surprised my wife by getting romantic last night.
My highest Scrabble score ever. Okay, here’s a new joke titled “Joke Poo” based on your original, aiming for a similar structure and a twist: Joke Poo: The Compost Surprise I surprised…
One of my favorite Soviet jokes
Translated from Russian: A young Frenchman, inspired by the ideas of Marxism-Leninism, grows to hate capitalism and decides to immigrate to the Soviet Union. He boards a ship and arrives at the…
I finally decided to take a stand against my bossy wife
I told her, “Look, babe, I’m the man of this house. I wear the pants around here, and starting tomorrow, things are gonna change!” She said, “Okay, I’m fine with that! What…
My wife just got back from a thrilling trip to Walmart.
My wife walked in from Walmart, slammed the grocery bags on the counter, and fumed, "That cashier was a complete and utter b*tch!" Trying to be helpful, I asked, "Just to be…