It's more like 9 in 10 people but I'm just trying to be positive about it. Joke Poo: After researching dog food commercials… After thoroughly examining dog food commercials, I can confidently…
The ship’s barber was shocked when the captain told him they were letting him go during his haircut.
It was a crew cut. Joke Poo: The Construction Crew’s Breakfast The foreman was baffled when the cook told him he was cutting back on his pancake order. It was a stack…
Why is sunburned skin attractive?
Because it's a-peeling. Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo," riffing on your sunburn joke: Joke Poo: Why is a clogged toilet charming? Because it’s a-bowl-ing. Alright, let’s break down this…
The key to work success is to build a strong bond with your manager, learn about what drives them, their vulnerabilities
Then come promotion time you'll have the proper blackmail to claim yours. Okay, here’s my "Joke Poo" version of the original joke: Joke Poo: The Key to Zen Mastery The key to…
What do you call an overly excited Spanish witch?
A brujaja Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your original, titled "What do you call an overly excited Spanish witch? A brujaja": Joke Poo: The Overly Prepared Pirate…
My wife told me she can’t find the new Shakespeare documentary on any streaming service.
"Hunny, it must be on Tubi or not Tubi" Okay, here’s my attempt at a "Joke Poo" based on your Shakespeare joke, titled "Joke Poo": Joke Poo: The Physics Professor My student…
What do you call a Jewish Knight?
Sir-Cumscised Okay, here’s my attempt: Joke Poo: What do you call a Catholic baker? Sir-Plus Ingredients. Alright, let’s dissect this joke and then see if we can conjure up some comedic enhancement….
What did one terrorist mother say to the other?
Kids these days, they blow-up so fast. Okay, here’s a joke inspired by the original, titled "Joke Poo": Joke Poo: What did the plumber say to his trainee? "These toilets, they clog…
John was telling his friend about his skydiving class.
John said he had gone through training and was in flight on a plane for the first jump. All his class mates had already jumped and besides the pilot, only he and…
The furniture salesman.
A furniture salesman is telling a mate about an amazing date he’d just been on, where neither he nor the date could speak a word of the other’s language. He told his…